1 00:03:04,960 --> 00:03:06,320 [SANSKRIT] Hakuna mwanamke mzuri zaidi, 2 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:08,520 kuliko mke wa jirani! 3 00:03:09,240 --> 00:03:13,360 Maana ... hakuna mwanamke zaidi mrembo kuliko mke wa jirani. 4 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:15,960 Tangu nyakati za zamani, miili na maisha ya wanaume 5 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:17,760 wamepitia mabadiliko mengi. 6 00:03:17,760 --> 00:03:18,680 Lakini ukweli mmoja ... 7 00:03:19,320 --> 00:03:21,920 imebaki vile vile kwa miaka minne, 8 00:03:22,360 --> 00:03:24,560 na haonyeshi dalili ya kubadilika. 9 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:27,440 Hiyo ni, kwa kila mtu, 10 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:29,560 zaidi ya mke wake mwenyewe, 11 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:32,400 mke wa jirani daima inaonekana 12 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:35,520 zaidi haiba, zaidi ya ulevi. 13 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:37,400 Na wakati anamuona ... 14 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:39,000 hisia zake zinamwacha tu. 15 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:41,760 Tangu nyakati za zamani, utamaduni huu umeendelea... 16 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:46,040 na katika Kalyug ya leo, huwekwa hai kwa kujitolea kabisa 17 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:50,160 na wawili wetu maalum sana wakazi wa Koloni ya kisasa, Kanpur. 18 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:30,080 Habari za asubuhi Tiwari ji. 19 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:31,640 Habari za asubuhi Bhabhuti ji. 20 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:34,880 Nini kilitokea? Hakuna maziwa kwenye sufuria yako leo? 21 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:37,160 Kweli, muuza maziwa aliishiwa na maziwa. 22 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:37,680 Oh... 23 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:39,480 Kwa hivyo nilifikiria, labda Bhabhi ji inaweza kuokoa kidogo ... 24 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:41,040 maziwa... 25 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:42,880 Je! 26 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:46,240 Namaanisha, unapata kilo 4-5 ya maziwa kila siku. 27 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:48,800 Ikiwa Bhabhi ji angeweza nipe nusu kilo tu... 28 00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:50,680 Bila shaka, kwa nini sivyo? 29 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,800 Baada ya yote, majirani wanapaswa kusaidiana. 30 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:55,200 [VIBHUTI]: Hmm Hebu fikiria, tulikimbia kutoka kwa sukari nyumbani. 31 00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:55,760 Oh... 32 00:04:55,760 --> 00:04:56,920 Kwa hivyo nilifikiria kukopa ... 33 00:04:57,560 --> 00:04:58,840 utamu kidogo kutoka kwa Bhabhi ji. 34 00:04:59,480 --> 00:04:59,960 Je! 35 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:01,280 Nilimaanisha sukari ... 36 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:02,360 Kwa nini sivyo? 37 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:03,160 [WOTE WANACHEKA] 38 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:05,080 -Mjinga... - Moron... 39 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:08,600 - Je, uko nyumbani Bhabi ji(Dada-mkwe)? - Je, uko nyumbani Bhabi ji? 40 00:05:08,840 --> 00:05:10,840 [ANITA]: Tiwari ji niko kwenye nyasi... [ANGOORI]: Bharbhuti ji niko hapa... 41 00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:05,560 Mama, sufuria mbaya imeanguka tu! 42 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:07,120 Lo! 43 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:08,840 [VIBHUTI ANACHEKA] 44 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:10,400 Tiwari ji... 45 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:11,440 [ANITA]: Njoo hapa... 46 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:12,280 Mbona umesimama hapo? 47 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:13,280 [TIWARI AKICHEKA] 48 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:15,760 Habari, Bharbhuti ji... Ni nini kilikuleta hapa? 49 00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:17,440 Upendo wako Bhabi ji... 50 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:18,840 Pole, nini? 51 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:20,160 Hakuna kitu Bhabi ji. Ni hayo tu... 52 00:06:20,720 --> 00:06:22,320 Nilihitaji maziwa ... 53 00:06:22,680 --> 00:06:26,440 [FUMBING] Bhabi ji nilikuwa naangalia yako... 54 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:31,800 namaanisha... mimi... Nilikuwa nikikutazama ukifanya Yoga ... 55 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:37,160 [ANACHEKA] Tiwari ji, Yoga huweka mwili wako agile. 56 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:39,960 Ndio... Na kukutazama ukifanya yoga, 57 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:42,040 huweka macho yangu nguvu ... 58 00:06:42,040 --> 00:06:43,040 Tiwari ji... 59 00:06:43,040 --> 00:06:43,920 Bhabi ji kuna nini? 60 00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:46,880 Mbona naona huzuni kwenye uso wako mzuri? 61 00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:48,120 [KUPUNGUA] 62 00:06:49,080 --> 00:06:50,600 Nikuambie nini, Barbhuti ji? 63 00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:52,720 Niko tayari kabisa! 64 00:06:52,840 --> 00:06:54,920 Bhabi ji unaendelea kusema hivyo lakini wewe kamwe. 65 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:55,800 Pole nini? 66 00:06:56,120 --> 00:06:57,760 Namaanisha unataka kusema umekasirika. 67 00:06:58,280 --> 00:06:59,440 Hiyo ni kweli! - Ndiyo. 68 00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:02,040 Yoga ni mazoezi mazuri ... 69 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:03,240 Je! - Ndiyo. 70 00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:04,840 Naam katika kesi hiyo, ungana nami. 71 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:06,000 Wacha tufanye yoga pamoja. 72 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:07,680 Oh ndio! Kwa nini sivyo? Kwa furaha! 73 00:07:07,840 --> 00:07:08,560 Dakika moja. 74 00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:11,440 Ndio Bhabi ji... - Subiri kidogo ... 75 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:12,480 Ndiyo. - Kabla ya kuanza, 76 00:07:12,680 --> 00:07:13,040 Ndio? 77 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:15,280 Ngoja nikutambulishe kwa watoto wangu. 78 00:07:15,360 --> 00:07:15,920 Hii ilitokea lini? 79 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:17,320 Njoo Tiwari ji! 80 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:18,200 Mimea yangu ... 81 00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:19,000 Lo! 82 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:19,600 Tazama. 83 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:24,160 Huyu ni Sonu, Bittu, Rani, Anushka, Neelam na Radha! 84 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:27,160 Watoto, msalimie mjomba... 85 00:07:27,960 --> 00:07:30,960 Habari watoto! Habari! Habari yako? 86 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:33,200 Unajua nini kilitokea jana? - Hapana. 87 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:36,840 Laddu ke Bhaiya na mimi walikuwa wakitembea baada ya chakula cha jioni. 88 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:39,320 Sawa. - Ghafla goon alikuja, 89 00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:41,400 na kuanza kunitania. 90 00:07:41,480 --> 00:07:43,440 Hivyo Laddu ke Bhaiya lazima alimpiga? 91 00:07:43,840 --> 00:07:44,640 Hapana... 92 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:46,680 Badala yake alinishika mkono na kusema, 93 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:49,240 Pagli twende nyumbani haraka. 94 00:07:49,360 --> 00:07:50,840 Nina gesi. 95 00:07:51,080 --> 00:07:53,640 Nitengenezee chai. Ninahitaji kusafisha tumbo langu. 96 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:56,200 Tiwari ji, pumua ndani... 97 00:07:57,520 --> 00:07:59,200 Vuta pumzi... 98 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:02,440 Bhabi ji, kwanini uliolewa na mwoga huyu? 99 00:08:02,640 --> 00:08:05,200 Mwanaume wa aina gani hawezi kumlinda mke wake? 100 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:06,760 Bhabi ji. Fanya jambo moja, 101 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:07,960 Mtupe! 102 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:09,440 [LAFU YA FEKI] na unishikilie. 103 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:11,880 Ee mungu! Usiseme hivyo. 104 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:13,320 Yeye ni mume wangu. 105 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:14,880 Yeye si mume. Yeye ni kelele! 106 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:16,560 Tiwari ji sasa nyosha. 107 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:18,000 Tazama jinsi ninavyofanya. 108 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:19,760 Kama hii. 109 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:21,400 Nyosha... 110 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:23,480 [TIWARI FARTS] 111 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:28,400 [ANITA GASPS] 112 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:30,560 MUNGU WANGU! 113 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:33,480 Je, ninaweza kukuambia jambo lingine? 114 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:34,160 Tafadhali fanya. 115 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:36,120 Nilisikia kuhusu hekalu hili, 116 00:08:36,280 --> 00:08:37,640 Iko katika Uttarakhand. - Sawa. 117 00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:39,160 Hekalu la Baba Lakkadnath. 118 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:42,440 Wanasema kwamba ikiwa mwanamke aliyeolewa 119 00:08:42,720 --> 00:08:44,920 anafanya mzunguko mzima wa hekalu hilo, 120 00:08:45,040 --> 00:08:49,600 mumewe anakuwa mwenye nguvu sana na jasiri. 121 00:08:49,840 --> 00:08:52,080 Nilikuwa nikifikiria kutembelea hekalu hilo. 122 00:08:53,040 --> 00:08:55,040 Lakini ninaendaje huko? 123 00:08:55,240 --> 00:08:58,480 Lakini siwezi kumwambia Laddu ke Bhaiya. Inapaswa kuwa siri. 124 00:08:58,600 --> 00:08:59,720 nitakupeleka huko. Tutacheka. 125 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:00,760 Ulisema nini? - Bhabi ji, 126 00:09:00,800 --> 00:09:03,640 Jitayarishe. Nitapanga gari. 127 00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:21,880 Endelea kubarikiwa. 128 00:09:39,640 --> 00:09:41,200 Dada ji, salamu. - Nipatie unga wa kusaga chakula. 129 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:44,440 Endelea kubarikiwa. - Ni sawa. Ni sawa. 130 00:09:48,360 --> 00:09:49,240 MOLA WANGU! 131 00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:50,240 HII HII! 132 00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:52,000 Wewe ni nani kuzimu? 133 00:09:52,480 --> 00:09:53,840 Kaa mbali au nitakupiga risasi. 134 00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:54,880 [WOTE]: Hapana, hapana... 135 00:09:57,920 --> 00:10:00,320 Bwana wangu, Gajjan Pandey ametutuma. 136 00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:03,880 Unamjuaje? 137 00:10:03,880 --> 00:10:06,120 Tulikuja na pendekezo lake. 138 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:10,440 Tuazima tu teksi yako kwa masaa 12 ... 139 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,720 Sisemi kamwe hapana kwake. 140 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:16,440 Lakini naweza kufanya nini, kila gari limewekwa. 141 00:10:18,760 --> 00:10:19,560 Kuna gari moja... 142 00:10:19,960 --> 00:10:21,600 [TABASAMU WOTE WOTE] 143 00:10:22,280 --> 00:10:23,160 Lakini ni maalum sana ... 144 00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:24,360 Hmm. - Sawa 145 00:10:25,080 --> 00:10:25,800 Ya thamani sana. 146 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:30,520 Karibu na moyo wangu... 147 00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:31,200 Hmm... 148 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:32,960 Bua ji yangu (shangazi). 149 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:36,240 Lakini... Tumemwona tu akiondoka. 150 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:37,800 Huyo ni mkwe wake! 151 00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:38,760 Halafu Bua ji ni nani? 152 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:01,040 [UMATI UNUNUNG'UNIA] 153 00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:03,440 [VITU VYA GARI] 154 00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:05,040 [TILLU]: Endesha vizuri wewe mjinga. 155 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:07,120 [TEEKA]: Zip, mpotezi. Unafikiri unaweza kunifundisha? 156 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:09,120 Njoo bibie, tafadhali njoo! 157 00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:09,760 Njoo. 158 00:11:10,160 --> 00:11:11,200 [TEEKA HUMMING] 159 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:13,240 Hii haikuwa lazima, bibi ... - Kwa nini? 160 00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:16,360 Kwa kweli tunaihitaji. 161 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:18,360 Endelea kurudi! - Ndiyo. 162 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:19,800 Popote unapotaka... Hey... 163 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:20,920 [VIBHUTI]: Sioni teksi moja hapa! Mkuu wote maskini! 164 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:22,320 [KUCHEKEA] Haikuwa lazima... 165 00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:24,600 Je, hawa wawili wanafanya nini hapa? [TILLU]: Mrahaba hukimbia katika damu yangu. Ninatoka Rampur. 166 00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:27,240 Oh kweli? Shinda mrabaha wako kwenye... 167 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:30,840 Hapa kuna hamsini zenu. Kati ya mia tano... Haya ni nani huyo? 168 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:33,880 Vijana mmechimba wapi shangazi huyu wa zamani kutoka? 169 00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:35,440 Lugha ya akili... 170 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:39,240 Hatukumchimba, tunaendesha gari yetu wenyewe, sawa? 171 00:11:39,560 --> 00:11:41,520 Tumeikodisha kwa saa 12. 172 00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:43,520 Tunafanya biashara ya ecs-teksi! 173 00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:47,040 Hatuna mabadiliko. 174 00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:48,720 Ninatoa yote. 175 00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:50,760 Kisha ingia ndani, bosi. 176 00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:53,400 Tutakuletea popote utakaposema... - Hapana, hapana ... 177 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:55,600 Sitaki nyuso zenu ndani ya gari. 178 00:11:56,520 --> 00:11:59,280 Nitampeleka Uttakhand peke yake na atamrudisha peke yake. 179 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:01,320 Upuuzi ulioje! 180 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:03,000 Umekuwa wazimu? 181 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:04,120 Angalia ni pesa nyingi! 182 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:07,280 Pesa nyingi? Na vipi kuhusu Bua ji? - Bua.... 183 00:12:57,040 --> 00:12:59,440 Imekuwa muda. Bhaiya (kaka) bado hajatoka. 184 00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:00,960 Je, ikiwa operesheni haikufaulu? 185 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:01,760 NYAMAZA! 186 00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:05,960 Ninaweza kuvumilia kushindwa mwenyewe. 187 00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:09,120 Lakini sitakubali kamwe kushindwa kwa Bhaiya... 188 00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:13,040 Leo furaha yake ... maisha yake yatarudi. 189 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:17,080 Ikiwa leo upandikizaji wa nywele zake hautafaulu, 190 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:20,800 Nitateketeza jiji zima. 191 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:52,440 Lo! 192 00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:54,080 Bhaiya... [SHANTI]: Ndio? 193 00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:59,200 Kwenye uwanja huu tasa wa kichwa chako kisukari kilikuwa kimekula mizizi. 194 00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:03,680 Lakini mkulima huyu alifanya kazi ngumu - alipanda mbegu na, 195 00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:06,200 ilifanya irutubishe tena. Unaona? 196 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:08,760 Haijalishi unamzuia Juliet kiasi gani, 197 00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:11,280 - kukutana na Romeo, bado ataenda msituni. 198 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:17,440 Nadhani mazao yako yatakufa, kabla ya mavuno! 199 00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:21,880 Hapana hapana, unasemaje? 200 00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:25,360 Ngoja nikuonyeshe onyesho. 201 00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:27,960 Mlezi Tina... 202 00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:29,840 Onyesho... 203 00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:44,280 Lo, kuinua dumbbells kwa nywele sasa! 204 00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:46,680 Tazama Bhaiya! 205 00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:50,640 Hii pia ilikua kutoka sawa kichwani-uwanja! 206 00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:26,040 [BUSU] 207 00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:34,840 Tazama! 208 00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:39,520 Leo, ndoto ya zamani ina kuja kweli chhote (mdogo). 209 00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:41,920 Unakumbuka bhaiya? 210 00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:45,360 Ramprakash mjomba alikuwa na jingle kwa ajili yako. 211 00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:47,280 Watu wote ... Hakuna mane! 212 00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:48,040 [ANACHEKA] 213 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:50,600 Wacha iwe... 214 00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:52,120 Acha iende Chhote. 215 00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:53,280 Sitaki Bhaiya! Hiyo... 216 00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:55,920 Unamkumbuka mkwe wa Ativeer Mausa (Mjomba)? 217 00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:58,240 Mara nyingi aliuliza, 218 00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:00,720 “Unatembeza wapi roti? 219 00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:05,120 kwenye ubao wa kuviringisha au upara unaoviringika?” - Wacha iende chhote. Kusahau yaliyopita. 220 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:09,480 Leo miaka ya uchungu imeisha. 221 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:14,080 Tazama! Nywele mpya! 222 00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:17,120 Maisha mapya yanaanza leo! 223 00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:18,560 [BURPS] 224 00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:20,360 WEWE... 225 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:23,160 Chhote... Hujambo... Chhote... [KUTETEMEKA na KUANDIKA] 226 00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:25,640 Chhote... Chhote... - WEWE MORON... 227 00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:28,240 Chhote... Hapana.. Ni sawa... 228 00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:31,240 Chhote... Njoo ukae... - Baba (baba)... Baba... 229 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,360 Kranti, hujui? - Baba hapana... Baba... 230 00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:35,960 Farting na burping si kuruhusiwa katika nyumba hii! 231 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,240 Je, huelewi? 232 00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:38,960 Baba hapana... Baba... 233 00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:40,960 - GRUNT [KIJANA KRANTI] : Baba... Baba... 234 00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:44,320 Baba... Baba... - Baba hayupo hapa... 235 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:47,760 Baba ameenda sana... Baba ameenda... 236 00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:49,000 Baba amekwenda! 237 00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:51,000 Baba amekwenda! 238 00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:52,520 Baba amekwenda! 239 00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:06,640 Kwa nini ulisimamisha gari? Tunaenda hekaluni. 240 00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:07,200 Bhabi ji... 241 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,720 Mahali hapa ni hivyo kuburudisha, nzuri sana! 242 00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:12,320 Ikiwa paradiso ni kweli, lazima mahali hapa. 243 00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:13,440 Ndiyo nakubali. 244 00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:17,040 Bhabi ji pia unachukua kiti na ujiunge nami. 245 00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:20,760 Ee mungu hapana! Saari yangu italowa! 246 00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:22,440 Bhabi ji kufanya wewe hata kujua nini kinatokea 247 00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:24,560 wakati saree ya mwanamke mzuri inalowa? 248 00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:28,240 Baridi hutokea! Nini kingine? 249 00:17:28,360 --> 00:17:31,760 Na Barbhuti ji sijui nataka kulowesha sare yangu. 250 00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:34,520 Kwani nitaikaanga vipi? 251 00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:36,320 Jinsi unavyokaanga mood yangu sasa hivi! 252 00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:37,040 Ulisema nini? 253 00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:38,600 Bhabi ji ulitaka kusema kavu. 254 00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:39,960 Umeelewa! 255 00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:42,640 Twende zetu. Tunachelewa kwenda hekaluni! 256 00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:44,720 Njoo Bhabi ji. Kuwa mchezo! 257 00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:46,080 Sawa fanya jambo moja. 258 00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:47,280 Inua saree yako. 259 00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:49,720 Ulisema nini? - Nilimaanisha kuinua juu kidogo. 260 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:50,840 Sawa, nitafanya jambo moja. 261 00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:52,240 Nitafunga jicho langu moja. 262 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:53,040 Je! 263 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:54,920 Itafunga macho yote mawili. Sawa? 264 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:55,640 Sawa. 265 00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:56,920 Njoo Bhabi ji. 266 00:17:57,680 --> 00:18:01,400 Wakati, vibe na eneo - Ni kamili! 267 00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:02,720 Sawa... 268 00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:05,880 Bhabi ji, leo tuta... 269 00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:08,200 kuungana katika ‘maji maji’! 270 00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:33,520 [WATETEMEKA] 271 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:34,680 Ee mungu!!! 272 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:35,680 Ee mungu!!! 273 00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:37,120 Bhabi ji... 274 00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:38,640 unazidi kuwa mtukutu! 275 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,720 Bhabi ji, 276 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,640 kugusa kwako ni kuweka moto kwenye maji! 277 00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:46,320 Je, kama sisi sote tutaungua katika moto huu? 278 00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:50,600 Tusivuke mipaka Bhabi ji. Tafadhali jidhibiti! 279 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:52,520 Sitawahi kujisamehe. 280 00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:54,360 Wacha tucheze salama. 281 00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:58,320 Ee Mungu Bhabi ji! Unaniua! 282 00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:07,480 Bhabi ji alienda wapi? 283 00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:12,360 Jihadharini na mamba! 284 00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:15,160 Ikiwa utaishi - faini ya rupies 5000! 285 00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:20,920 MAMA! 286 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,440 Bhabi ji... Twende! 287 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:29,200 Hiyo ndiyo nimekuwa nikisema. 288 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:32,960 Mungu Bharbhuti ji. Unaonekana fresh kabisa. 289 00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:34,560 Ndio kabisa. Njoo twende. 290 00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:37,680 Ndiyo. Wacha 'tuingize' gari. Hebu tusogee. 291 00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:41,160 - Je! Bhabi ji unamaanisha ‘harakisha’ gari. 292 00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:43,040 Umeelewa! Njoo twende. 293 00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:46,800 [VIBHUTI ANANYONYA] 294 00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:49,240 [VIBHUTI]: Njoo Bhabi ji. Hebu tupige barabara! 295 00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:56,320 [GARI SIMAMA] 296 00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:00,440 Naweza kusema kitu Bhaiya? 297 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:01,200 Nenda mbele. 298 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:06,040 Bhaiya hujawahi weka macho kwa msichana yeyote. 299 00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:10,920 Hasa tangu Bubli alichukua kwamba kuchimba saa wewe. 300 00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:16,760 Mtu mwenye upara na aliyevunjika mkuu wote wawili hawana thamani! 301 00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:19,440 Acha iende Chhote. 302 00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:21,200 Sahau yaliyopita, songa mbele... 303 00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:23,520 Bhaiya huyu ndiye muda wa kusonga mbele. 304 00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:27,520 Wakati tu unapohamia mbele, milango yangu itafunguliwa 305 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:32,800 Nimesogea njia zaidi ya mapenzi na mapenzi... 306 00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:38,440 Sasa hakuna msichana atakayeingia maisha yangu kama kimbunga. 307 00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:44,400 [MUZIKI] 308 00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:41,200 Bhaiya, amefika. 309 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:42,240 WHO? 310 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:44,080 Yeye ndiye cheche za mwisho ya injini yako inayokufa... 311 00:21:45,360 --> 00:21:47,040 Cheche ya mwisho ya injini inayokufa? 312 00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:48,120 Ndio Bhaiya. 313 00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:51,240 Baada ya hayo, kidhibiti chako kitakuwa na kutu. 314 00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:53,440 Hakuna filimbi itapulizwa tena. 315 00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:57,040 Kwa sababu sehemu zako ziko tayari kupoteza makali yao. 316 00:21:57,560 --> 00:21:58,400 Nenda sasa! 317 00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:02,000 Mwaga chungu hicho cha hisia ulizo nazo imekuwa ikichemka kwa miaka. 318 00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:07,080 Chhote… hii haitakuwa… ajabu, sivyo? - Bhaiya... 319 00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:11,400 Una neno langu, Bhaiya. Tafadhali. 320 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:15,360 Nenda mbele. Acha itoke. 321 00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:17,200 Nitakuwa kwenye kona. 322 00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:34,920 Naweza kuketi hapa? 323 00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:39,960 Mhudumu, kahawa mbili tafadhali. - Hapana ... mimi si mhudumu. 324 00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:43,120 Mimi ndiye mtu ambaye amekuwa akisubiri... 325 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:46,360 kwa miaka mingi kwa mrembo uso, na inaonekana kama 326 00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:48,720 leo hiyo kusubiri inafika mwisho. 327 00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:50,960 sielewi... 328 00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:54,320 Wala sielewi nini kinatokea kwangu... 329 00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:55,400 Habari yako? 330 00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:58,360 siko vizuri. Nimekuwa mgonjwa kwa miaka. 331 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,040 Ee mungu! 332 00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:02,040 Je, una homa ya manjano? 333 00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:02,960 Hapana. 334 00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:06,080 Lakini umesema tu kwamba hauko vizuri. 335 00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:09,840 Nilikuwa... Lakini... 336 00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:13,560 Sasa nadhani ninakuwa bora. 337 00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:17,840 Hapana nilikuwa nauliza Wewe ni nani... 338 00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:20,320 Ulimaanisha wewe ni nani. 339 00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:22,720 Sawa! Wewe ni nani? 340 00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:24,520 Jina langu ni Shanti. 341 00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:26,040 Shanti? 342 00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:28,040 Vipi kuhusu wewe? Jina lako ni nani? 343 00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:30,640 Mimi ni Angoori. 344 00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:32,440 Angoori? - Ndiyo. 345 00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:34,240 Jina zuri kama hilo! 346 00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:36,480 Asante. 347 00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:39,360 Couple maalum inakuja kukumbuka baada ya kukuona. 348 00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:40,880 Je, ninaweza kuishiriki? 349 00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:41,920 Wanandoa? 350 00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:44,480 Ahmedabad... Ahmedabad... 351 00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:46,040 Unamaanisha irshaad? 352 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:47,600 Umeelewa! 353 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,160 Huyu jamaa ni nani? 354 00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:54,880 Wewe ni msafiri na wako marudio yanangoja kwa fahari... 355 00:23:56,440 --> 00:24:00,840 Wewe ni msafiri na wako marudio yanangoja kwa fahari... 356 00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:04,960 Lakini kabla ya baridi hii kuanza kuchanganyikiwa na akili na mgongo wako 357 00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:07,440 Chini vigingi viwili, Angoori - kabla haujafika wakati wa dada! 358 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,280 Umwagaji damu... 359 00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:11,200 [VIBHUTI]: WEWE... 360 00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:14,000 Unazidi kuwa wa kimapenzi kaka. 361 00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:15,200 Nywele za farasi - 362 00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:18,760 Je, umeingia kwenye uchafu tu tusi kupitia hizo nywele za farasi? 363 00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:21,920 Unazurura na ufagio kichwani, Nini kingine napaswa kuiita-nywele za farasi? 364 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,120 Ah, kwa maana hiyo nywele za farasi. 365 00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:27,280 Ngoja niseme kwa maana hiyo... nywele za farasi. 366 00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:32,680 Inaonekana kuna kutokuelewana. Kwa njia, mimi ni Shanti Sharma. 367 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,840 Sio Shanti Sharma. Unapaswa kuitwa Shanti Bila Aibu. 368 00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:39,120 Na wewe ni nani? Ndugu yake? 369 00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:42,720 Sivyo kabisa. Mimi ni jirani yake. Mtaa wake wa kirafiki. 370 00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:43,280 [ANGOORI]: Ndiyo. 371 00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:45,760 Ah, kitongoji kirafiki. - Ndio. 372 00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:47,560 Basi kwa nini usije a karibu kidogo, kitongoji kirafiki? 373 00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:49,280 Sijawahi kumsujudia mtu yeyote. 374 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:52,240 Lakini kwa kuwa Bhabhi ji yuko hapa, nitafanya. Haya basi. 375 00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:53,880 [SLAP] - MAMA! 376 00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:56,400 Bhabhi ji, alinipiga tu? 377 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,600 Ndio, na ngumu sana. 378 00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:00,360 Huo ulikuwa mwanzo tu. 379 00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:02,120 Hata mimi niko tayari kukupiga. 380 00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:03,600 Toka nje uone. 381 00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:07,680 Usiende popote. Nitashughulika naye sasa hivi. 382 00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:10,800 Sawa - Bhabhi ji, niangalie tu nikitabasamu.. Njoo! 383 00:25:11,120 --> 00:25:12,040 Sawa. 384 00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:14,080 Hunijui rafiki! 385 00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:16,200 [SLAP] - MAMA! 386 00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:18,080 [SLAP] 387 00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:21,000 Wewe bas****! 388 00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:26,000 Jaribu kuelewa mwanaume! Bhabi ji anatazama. Amani, amani, amani. 389 00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:29,680 Hakuna amani. Nitatengeneza kipande chako cha kondoo! 390 00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:36,000 [SLAP] 391 00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:39,560 [SLAP] 392 00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:44,440 Hujambo Shanti, ishi kulingana na jina lako. Onyesha amani! 393 00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:46,040 Shanti huyu... 394 00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:47,960 Sitakusikiliza sasa! 395 00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:49,720 Lakini kwa nini usifanye?! 396 00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:52,200 Wakati tafadhali, wakati tafadhali, wakati tafadhali! 397 00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:54,520 Je, ungependa kuwa na kitu? 398 00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:56,160 Hakika. 399 00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:56,920 Utakuwa na nini? 400 00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:00,360 Whisky, brandy, gin, vodka? Utakuwa na nini? 401 00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:03,280 Damu! - Sawa. 30ml, 60ml au 90ml? 402 00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:05,680 Nusu lita! - Hiyo inadai sana! 403 00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:07,880 Ndiyo! [VIBHUTI GUNTS] 404 00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:10,200 [MAKAA YA MAKAA INAYORUKA HEWANI] 405 00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:22,720 samahani. samahani sana. 406 00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:25,560 [VIBHUTI]: Samahani lakini nywele za farasi zinawaka moto! 407 00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:31,560 BHAIYA! 408 00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:35,800 Bhaiya... 409 00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:38,000 Kwa nini kichwa chako kinawaka moto? 410 00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:45,320 [VIBHUTI]: Hapana. Sio mimi. Si mimi. 411 00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:47,360 Ee mungu. Barbhuti ji... 412 00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:49,040 Hapana, Chhote, risasi inaweza kugonga Angoori! - Wewe! 413 00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:50,280 Bhaiya! 414 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,960 Bhabi ji umeipata sawa kwa mara ya kwanza! - Asante! 415 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:55,200 nakupenda. - Ulisema nini? - Twende! 416 00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:57,600 Njoo Bhabi ji. Twende zetu. 417 00:26:57,600 --> 00:26:58,760 [ANGOORI]: Ndiyo. Twende zetu. [VIBHUTI]: Ndiyo. 418 00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:01,480 BHAIYA! [RISASI] 419 00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:03,760 [VIBHUTI PIGO] - Nimepigwa risasi, Bhabi ji. 420 00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:05,640 Shika hizo bas****! 421 00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:08,440 Bharbuti ji... Ingia... 422 00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:13,200 [VIBHUTI]: Bhabi ji nisukume ndani... 423 00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:19,320 Bharbuti ji...Funguo! 424 00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:25,080 [ TYRES CRATCH na CAR REVS] 425 00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:30,680 [ANGOORI]: Ee MUNGU! 426 00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:34,160 [BACCHU]: Ee MUNGU! Shangazi! 427 00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:38,960 Nini kilitokea mwanangu? 428 00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:42,280 Bau ji (Baba)... 429 00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:47,360 Nilikuwa na ndoto mbaya kuhusu shangazi. 430 00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:49,200 Ee Mungu... 431 00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:51,720 Tafadhali linda binti yetu, Bwana ... 432 00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:52,920 Tafadhali linda binti yetu, Bwana ... 433 00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:55,440 [TEEKA BURPS] 434 00:27:57,240 --> 00:28:02,760 [TEEKA HUMMING] [SIMU INALIA] 435 00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:04,360 [WHISPERS] - Hujambo... 436 00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:07,240 Je! - Bacchu bhaiya... 437 00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:09,600 Chukua... Chukua... Chukua... 438 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,560 [SLURRY VOICE] - Salamu Bacchu bhaiya... 439 00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:16,080 Habari Bacchu bhaiya... 440 00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:17,040 Sikiliza... 441 00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:19,080 Bua ji yangu iko wapi? 442 00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:21,480 Je, yuko salama? 443 00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:23,680 Bhaiya ji... 444 00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:25,920 Bua ji ni salama kabisa. 445 00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:29,520 Tunamlinda zaidi kuliko maisha yetu wenyewe. 446 00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:30,880 Afadhali uwe mwangalifu. 447 00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:34,800 Ikiwa hata nywele moja kwenye yangu Kichwa cha Bua kimejeruhiwa 448 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,400 Nitawaacha vichwa vyenu vikiwa na upara... 449 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:43,200 hata uzi mmoja hautasalia. 450 00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:51,120 Oh hapana... 451 00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:55,120 Moto wa nyika una aliharibu msitu mzima. 452 00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:57,720 Kilichobaki ni ardhi tasa. 453 00:28:57,880 --> 00:29:01,680 Kisha panda miti mipya katika ardhi hiyo... Acha maua yachanue tena. 454 00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:06,360 Katika nchi hii kame, sahau maua - hata miiba haiwezi kuota. 455 00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:10,560 Usizidishe, daktari. Ikiwa huwezi kuotesha nywele juu ya kichwa cha ndugu yangu ... 456 00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:14,640 Nitanyunyiza mafuta kwenye silky yako nywele na kuziweka moto! 457 00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:20,200 Ikiwa hiyo inaweza kusaidia kukuza yake nywele nyuma, tafadhali, endelea. 458 00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:23,640 Kwa hivyo unasema nini, daktari? Je, hakuna matumaini? 459 00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:28,440 Ndugu, tumaini lilikuwa udongo wenye rutuba - lakini kisukari kimekula. 460 00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:33,360 Ikiwa tutajaribu chochote sasa, yako kaka anaweza kwenda moja kwa moja ... 461 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:37,320 Kwa nini usitumie wigi tu? 462 00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:39,680 Bhaiya ana mzio wa wigi. 463 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,280 Alijaribu mara moja - 464 00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:44,760 Watu hupata chunusi usoni, aliziweka kwenye upara wake. 465 00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:48,240 Watu walianza kumwita "Bumpy" badala yake ya "Shanti"! - [SHANTI] : MAYOWE 466 00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:48,840 Bhaiya... 467 00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:51,600 Usijali... 468 00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:54,360 Bado utamuoa huyo Bhabhi... 469 00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:56,760 Hata kama itabidi nirundike weka maiti kwa ajili yake. 470 00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:58,120 Chhote... - Ndio bhaiya ... 471 00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:00,720 Sasa maisha yangu yana dhamira moja tu... 472 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:05,040 Kifo cha huyo Ba****d... 473 00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:06,120 Nimemaliza, Bhaiya. 474 00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:17,040 Barbhuti ji, uko sawa? 475 00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:18,480 Lo. 476 00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:22,440 Bhabhi ji, tafadhali endesha gari kwa kasi zaidi! 477 00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:27,360 Naweza kufanya nini, Barbhuti ji? Ninaendesha gari, lakini angalia kuna mashimo mangapi. 478 00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:31,680 Sitaki gari lianguke kwenye moja, na sisi sote tunaanza 'humping'! 479 00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:34,920 Bhabhi ji, una kamusi ya maneno mbadala? 480 00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:37,840 Siyo ‘humping’, kwa ajili ya Mungu! Ni ‘kuruka’! 481 00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:39,200 Umeelewa! 482 00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:47,760 Vibhu, uko wapi jamani?! 483 00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:50,200 Anu baby, nimepigwa risasi! 484 00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:50,640 NINI? 485 00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:52,080 JINSI GANI? 486 00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:55,360 Mtoto, wahuni wengine walikuwa wakimtania Bhabhi ji. 487 00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:59,520 [VIBHUTI] : Niliingilia kati… Na wakanipiga risasi. 488 00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:01,680 Na unajua walinipiga risasi wapi? 489 00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:03,200 Haki kwenye kitako! 490 00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:06,360 Ee Mungu! Vibhu, wewe daima kuishia katika hali ya ajabu! 491 00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:10,240 Sawa, niambie jambo moja - kwa nini wanakupiga risasi kitako? 492 00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:13,600 Mtoto, hakunipa chaguo! 493 00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:16,200 Alichukua nafasi tu alipenda na kupiga risasi! 494 00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:19,320 Sawa, sawa. Niambie tu - nini hospitali upo Vibhu? 495 00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:22,600 Mtoto, siko hospitalini. niko mbioni. 496 00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:24,760 [VIBHUTI] : Niko kwenye Barabara kuu ya 47E. 497 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,400 Ninakutumia eneo langu. 498 00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:29,040 Tafadhali njoo unichague na Bhabhi ji juu, mtoto. 499 00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:31,920 [VIBHUTI] : Njoo unichukue... - Ee mungu! 500 00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:33,360 Sawa sawa sawa. 501 00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:35,280 Jamani Vibhu... 502 00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:37,800 Polisi! 503 00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:42,320 [SIMU INALIA] 504 00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:48,480 Habari. 505 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:49,200 Happu Singh ji... 506 00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:51,000 Huyu ni Anita Mishra akizungumza. 507 00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:51,840 [AKISHANGAA] 508 00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:53,880 Oh sawa madam... 509 00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:56,880 Umenikumbukaje? 510 00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:59,640 Happu Singh ji, kuna tatizo kubwa... 511 00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:01,680 [ANACHEKA] 512 00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:03,680 Sawa madam, nisemeje... 513 00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:09,120 Kuwa mrembo sana na haki ni tatizo lenyewe. 514 00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:13,000 Sio hivyo, Happu ji. Vibhu amepigwa risasi! 515 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:13,440 Je! 516 00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:16,160 Alipigwa risasi wapi? 517 00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:16,800 Katika kitako chake. 518 00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:19,600 Matako ya jamani yamepasuka! 519 00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:21,840 Happu Singh ji, hiyo sio maana! 520 00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:25,000 Maisha yake yako hatarini - yuko kwenye hatari Barabara kuu ya 47E sasa hivi! 521 00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:25,760 Je, yeye? 522 00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:28,560 Tafadhali fika hapo mara moja... 523 00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:30,840 Sawa, sawa bibi! Ninaondoka mara moja. 524 00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:33,600 Tafadhali usijali. nitakuwepo. 525 00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:35,040 Sawa madam kwaheri... 526 00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:39,800 Manohar, nipe funguo. Nipe funguo wewe mjinga! 527 00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:41,040 Nini kilitokea bwana? 528 00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:44,480 [MANOHAR]: Mafuta yanapungua, usifanye hivyo nenda mbele sana! 529 00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:56,480 Manohar... - Hmm? 530 00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:59,680 Kumbukumbu yangu inacheza ujanja juu yangu ... 531 00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:02,680 Niliomba funguo kwa haraka... 532 00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:03,760 Alikimbilia kwenye gari ... 533 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,880 Niliwasha gari - na muda naiweka kwenye gear... 534 00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:09,160 Kwa nini niliiweka kwenye gear?! 535 00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:13,240 Nilisahau nilipo kwenda kwa haraka hii yote! 536 00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:23,880 Una uhakika hii haitararuka? 537 00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:24,880 [CHEKA] 538 00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:26,240 Ni siri! 539 00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:28,440 Haitararua, itapasua kila kitu! 540 00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:29,880 [WOTE WANACHEKA] 541 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:30,680 [TIWARI] : ANAGUNDUA 542 00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:35,120 [SIMU INALIA] 543 00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:37,520 Hi Bhabi ji... 544 00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:40,960 [ANITA] : Tiwari ji, Vibhu amepigwa risasi! - Je! 545 00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:43,440 Twende, twende, twende, Tiwari ji. - Ndio Bhabi ji... 546 00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:44,280 Twende zetu. - Ndio Bhabi ji... 547 00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:44,880 [TIWARI] : ANAGUNDUA 548 00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:46,040 Bhabi ji... 549 00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:49,280 Samahani ... kwa kweli, niliondoka njia ya katikati. 550 00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:51,600 Je, ninaweza kwenda kumaliza haraka sana? 551 00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:54,560 Tiwari ji, unapomaliza biashara yako, Vibhu anaweza kumaliza maisha yake! 552 00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:56,880 Hatuna muda. Twende! 553 00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:11,720 Sawa, shukeni hapa. 554 00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:12,480 Nini kimetokea kaka? 555 00:34:12,720 --> 00:34:15,200 Nitachukua kushoto kutoka hapa. Unaweza kupata safari nyingine kutoka mahali hapa. 556 00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:18,360 Lakini ulisema utafanya tuache kidogo zaidi. 557 00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:21,640 ONDOKA, WAJINGA! Nenda chini. 558 00:34:21,720 --> 00:34:22,800 [TILLU]: Ndio ndio. Sisi ni... 559 00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:27,280 Lakini kaka... 560 00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:34,400 Njoo, tutafute Vibhuti bwana... Njoo... 561 00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:36,560 [TEEKA HUMMING] 562 00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:38,160 [TILLU] : UKO WAPI VIBHUTI BWANA...? 563 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:51,960 [KUCHA NA KUSIMAMISHA GARI] 564 00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:52,640 [ANGOORI]: Ee mungu! 565 00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:54,960 [KUPUNGUA] 566 00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:57,440 [VIBHUTI]: Mama pamoja na Baba... 567 00:34:58,120 --> 00:34:59,720 Bhabi ji... - KUPUNGUA 568 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:00,880 Bhabi ji... - KUPUNGUA 569 00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:04,840 Nimekuwa nikijaribu kukuuliza - 570 00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:09,320 Ulijifunza wapi kuendesha gari? Nani alikufundisha duniani?! 571 00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:12,080 Hapana, sijajifunza hata kidogo, Barbhuti ji. 572 00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:16,520 Nilitazama tu kuendesha ‘tit-oral’ kwenye Mutube. 573 00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:19,000 Bhabhi ji, angalia wakati huu, angalia hali... 574 00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:23,200 Unamaanisha 'tutorial' Bhabi ji... - Umeipata sawa! 575 00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:26,080 Lo! 576 00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:28,240 Nisikilize Bharbhuti ji... - Ndio? 577 00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:30,000 Umepigwa risasi! -Ndio. 578 00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:32,040 Maisha yako yanaweza kuwa hatarini ... -Ndio! 579 00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:33,520 Hivyo... 580 00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:37,960 Kwa hivyo lazima niondoe risasi mwenyewe. 581 00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:39,000 Nini?! 582 00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:43,120 Dakika moja, ngoja nikuonyeshe kitu. 583 00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:45,720 [VIBHUTI ANAUGUA] 584 00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:49,360 [ANGOORI ANAUMIA] 585 00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:54,480 Kama mnavyojua, chaneli yetu ni hasa kwa wale walio na bahati mbaya - 586 00:35:54,720 --> 00:35:56,600 - ambao hupigwa risasi mahali ambapo 587 00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:59,360 hakuna hospitali karibu. 588 00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:00,480 Ndio... 589 00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:04,400 Kwanza, chunguza kwa uangalifu jeraha la risasi. 590 00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:08,160 Sawa. Kwa hiyo, wapi hasa umepigwa risasi, Barbhuti ji? 591 00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:10,360 Niseme nini hata Bhabhi ji? 592 00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:13,640 Angalia, sasa hivi mimi ni daktari wako. 593 00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:16,880 Huna haja ya kuwa aibu mbele ya daktari wako. 594 00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:18,640 Sasa niambie, wapi? 595 00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:21,560 Bhabi ji kimawazo... 596 00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:24,720 Fikiria unatembea kwenye barabara tambarare. 597 00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:28,400 Ghafla, matuta mawili ya mchanga yanatokea. 598 00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:33,840 Kuacha matuta hayo nyuma - inapita njia nyembamba... 599 00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:37,120 Unapotoka kwenye njia hiyo nyembamba... 600 00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:41,280 - utapata mzabibu wa cactus ulionyauka ukining'inia ... 601 00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:46,800 - na zaidi ya hapo, shimo ndogo ... 602 00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:49,800 Karibu kabisa na hiyo shimo ndipo nilipopigwa risasi. 603 00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:53,920 Sikuelewa hata neno moja ya uliyosema hivi punde, Barbhuti ji... 604 00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:57,640 Vua suruali yako. Endelea - ondoka nayo. 605 00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:03,560 [WHIMPERS] - Waondoe ... 606 00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:06,680 Ndiyo. 607 00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:22,160 Tiwari ji, fanya haraka! - Ndio ndio ndio… 608 00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:24,760 [TIWARI AKICHEKA] 609 00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:27,040 Ee mungu, ni safari gani! 610 00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:28,960 [ZOTE ZOTE ZOTE] 611 00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:31,120 Tiwari ji, sio haraka hivyo! 612 00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:33,360 Lazima tufike Vibhu, sio mbinguni! 613 00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:34,920 D-d-usijali, Bhabhi ji. 614 00:37:35,240 --> 00:37:37,480 Usijali. - Huna maana wewe! Endelea kuendesha gari. 615 00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:42,320 Sijui ziko wapi mafisadi walitoweka. 616 00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:44,840 Kumezwa na mbingu au ardhi? 617 00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:48,160 Popote wanapojificha, tutawachimba. 618 00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:52,600 Jinsi wii unaweza kurekebisha madoa ya tuhuma kwenye suruali? 619 00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:57,560 Aliniangamiza kwa maisha - unapiga nyimbo tu. 620 00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:02,640 Chhotey! Tunasimama. Ninahitaji kujipunguza kwa dakika mbili. 621 00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:05,640 Hapa? Kwa umakini? 622 00:38:28,240 --> 00:38:29,600 Najua ndugu... 623 00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:33,240 Hukuacha kukojoa. 624 00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:36,680 Umeacha kulia! 625 00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:40,960 Niliota kuwa bwana harusi - 626 00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:46,400 - lakini sasa sina nywele za kuchana. 627 00:38:47,240 --> 00:38:50,640 Katika hatima ya jiko langu - 628 00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:53,920 ulilazimika kuwasha moto wa familia! 629 00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:57,600 lakini badala yake, ulichoma kichwa changu jamani! 630 00:38:57,600 --> 00:38:58,880 Kwa nini?! 631 00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:02,760 Wacha tuanze operesheni. Kwanza, funga macho yako. 632 00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:03,680 Ndiyo. 633 00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:06,800 Huyu jamaa ni mjinga kabisa. 634 00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:08,840 [DAKTARI]: Sasa vuta pumzi ndefu... 635 00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:10,400 Fanya Anulom-Vilom (inhale-exhale). 636 00:39:13,240 --> 00:39:16,280 Bhabhi ji, huyo si Anulom Vilom. Unafanya Kapalbhati! 637 00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:19,600 Shhh! Mimi ndiye daktari. Ngoja nimsikilize mtaalam. 638 00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:22,480 Sasa muombe Mungu kimya kimya. 639 00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:24,400 [DAKTARI]: “Ee Bwana, najua Mimi sio daktari wa kweli ... 640 00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:26,880 [DAKTARI]: lakini tafadhali fanya upasuaji huu umefanikiwa. 641 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:28,160 [DAKTARI]: Na ikiwa sivyo, 642 00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:30,360 [DAKTARI]: basi angalau uipe amani roho hii." 643 00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:33,840 [ANAUGUA] - Mama... 644 00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:36,280 [SIMU INALIA] - Jamani! 645 00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:38,600 Nani kuzimu anaita kwa wakati kama huu? 646 00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:41,400 Kuzimu nini ... ni nani?! 647 00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:43,120 Kofi moja kali litaelezea hilo! 648 00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:46,920 Ndiyo Amma... vipi mbona unapiga simu? 649 00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:49,880 Siwezi kufikia bahuriya (binti-mkwe). Nahitaji kuzungumza naye. 650 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,840 Yuko sawa, Ama. Simu yake inaigiza tu. 651 00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:54,240 Betri ya chini na yote. 652 00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:55,760 Nitamfanya akupigie simu tukifika nyumbani. 653 00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:57,400 Usijali, yuko sawa. 654 00:39:57,480 --> 00:40:00,160 Nilitaka kumpa mshangao! 655 00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:02,480 Kisha endelea na uifanye Amma. [TIWARI] : Lo! 656 00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:03,600 Nini kilitokea sasa? 657 00:40:03,720 --> 00:40:06,040 Gesi, Amma. Ninapata gesi. Piga simu baadaye! 658 00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:07,320 [AMMA]: Tumbo lako huwa daima... 659 00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:10,720 [TIWARI AKIGUNDUA] [ANITA ANAPIGA MAkelele] - Tiwari ji! 660 00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:12,120 Ee Bwana! 661 00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:16,360 Tayari umechukua nywele zake ... 662 00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:20,200 Sasa kutuma baadhi ya mwanamke-bahati katika maisha yake! 663 00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:24,280 Taa yake inawaka mafuta kidogo ya mwisho. 664 00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:27,400 Baada ya hayo, itakufa. 665 00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:29,960 Ikiwa itatoka, 666 00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:33,920 - Nitalazimika kuzima yangu mwenyewe. 667 00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:38,080 Lazima kuna mtu huko nje kwa ajili yangu... 668 00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:43,520 [WOTE WAKIPIGA MAYOWE] [ANITA] - Tiwari ji... Makini... Jihadharini... 669 00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:48,640 [TIWARI] : BHABHI JI... [ANITA ANAPIGA MAkelele] 670 00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:07,920 Lo, huduma ya haraka sana, Mungu! 671 00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:11,320 Umeangusha malaika tu moja kwa moja kutoka mbinguni! 672 00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:15,040 Je, utanisaidia kushuka? - Hakika. 673 00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:18,880 Rahisi… polepole. - Asante sana. Na... 674 00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:22,000 Mimi si malaika fulani, kwa njia. - Kisha? 675 00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:23,320 Naam ... jina langu ni Anita Mishra. 676 00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:25,200 Sawa, wacha tuanze operesheni. 677 00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:27,520 [DAKTARI]: Ni wazi, hauko hospitalini - 678 00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:30,320 [DAKTARI]: kwa hivyo labda huna zana sahihi za upasuaji. 679 00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:33,280 Ndiyo. Hatuna yoyote. [DAKTARI]: Ikiwa kuna gari karibu - 680 00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:36,160 [DAKTARI]: fungua shina haraka na kunyakua kisanduku cha zana. 681 00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:36,760 Ndio, kuna gari! 682 00:41:41,240 --> 00:41:45,040 [DAKTARI]: Sasa chukua kitu mkali kutoka kwa kisanduku cha zana. 683 00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:49,440 [DAKTARI] : Kama bisibisi. - Hiyo ni sawa. 684 00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:54,360 Sasa sukuma bisibisi hiyo ndani ya jeraha ... 685 00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:59,720 [DAKTARI] : Na utikise kwa nguvu. - MAMA! 686 00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:01,520 [VIBHUTI]: Bhabi ji... unaniua! 687 00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:02,680 Nini kinafuata, Daktari? 688 00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:04,000 Chintu Chaat Masala... 689 00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:05,800 [CHEF]: Wakati maisha yanapotulia, Chintu anatoa mkono! 690 00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:07,960 Chintu yuko hapa... Unauza masala gani ya kipuuzi? 691 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,440 [CHEF]: Weka kwenye matunda, saladi... 692 00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:13,200 Sekunde ngapi? Sekunde thelathini... [CHEF]: Unaweza kuiweka kwenye paneli mbichi... 693 00:42:13,240 --> 00:42:14,440 Utapigwa na butwaa... 694 00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:17,320 Ee Mungu wangu! Hata kwenye paneer mbichi? 695 00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:20,200 Kusahau mchoro, zingatia kuokoa mwili wangu! 696 00:42:20,240 --> 00:42:23,760 [CHEF]: Chintu Chaat Masala - Kwa nini usiondoke tayari, Chintu?! 697 00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:26,640 Mheshimiwa, nahitaji neema ndogo. - Nenda mbele. 698 00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:28,600 Je, unaweza kunipa lifti? 699 00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:30,880 Nilifanya tu! - BHABI JI... 700 00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:33,360 Bhabi ji... Bhabi ji... 701 00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:39,120 Uko sawa? Kila kitu sawa? 702 00:42:39,240 --> 00:42:41,560 Huna haja ya kuwa na wasiwasi, Tiwari ji. niko sawa. 703 00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:45,280 Na, mtu huyu mkarimu anatupa lifti. 704 00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:47,560 Na huyu ni jirani yake. 705 00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:50,640 Habari. - Habari. 706 00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:52,960 Je, naye ni mlevi? - Nini?! 707 00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:57,040 Chhote, haya yote ni nini? Watu hawa ni akina nani? 708 00:42:57,160 --> 00:43:00,520 Huyo ni kaka mkubwa. Bhaiya, dakika moja - 709 00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:06,800 Wanahitaji lifti. Tafadhali wape moja. Nampenda. 710 00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:09,560 Huwezi kujizuia?! 711 00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:14,600 Oh, Chhote, kupata naughty huh? - Bhaiya acha! 712 00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:15,760 Sawa. Nenda mbele. 713 00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:17,680 Kuwa na kiti. - Njoo. 714 00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:19,960 Ingia kwenye gari. [ANITA]: Asante. 715 00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:24,360 [TIWARI BURPS] 716 00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:25,320 WEWE MORON! 717 00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:29,320 Bora asante nyota zako wewe hakufyatuka mbele ya Chhote... 718 00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:33,000 Angekuwa amewasukuma wengi sana risasi kwenye fursa za gesi - 719 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,760 - shaba hiyo itaanza kutiririka! 720 00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:38,760 Tiwari ji control... - INGIA! 721 00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:40,240 [ANITA]: Nenda! 722 00:43:46,720 --> 00:43:47,800 [KRANTI]: Tafadhali ingia. Keti. 723 00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:49,240 [ANITA]: Asante. 724 00:43:49,720 --> 00:43:53,840 Kwa mishono, toa a chombo mkali kutoka kwa sanduku. 725 00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:56,040 [DAKTARI]: Kama msumari. - Hii? - Hiyo ni kweli, ni sawa. 726 00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:58,600 [DAKTARI]: Tafuta utulivu wa waya. - Hiyo ni kweli, ni sawa. 727 00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:01,000 [DAKTARI] : Funga waya huo kwenye ukucha. 728 00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:02,200 Imekamilika. Sasa nini? 729 00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:04,720 [DAKTARI] : Sasa sukuma moja kwa moja kwenye jeraha. - Sawa. 730 00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:08,680 [VIBHUTI PIGO] 731 00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:11,560 [FAINTS] 732 00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,160 [ANITA]: Kwa heshima zote naomba kuuliza, 733 00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:17,480 Hmm? 734 00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:19,920 Nini hasa kilimpata kaka yako? 735 00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:22,480 Namaanisha, nywele zake zinaonekana kuungua ... 736 00:44:22,720 --> 00:44:23,680 Na anaonekana kukata tamaa kabisa. 737 00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:27,560 Tuliingia kwenye mzozo mahali fulani ... 738 00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:28,120 Sawa. 739 00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:30,600 Mtu mmoja alimmiminia makaa yenye moto kichwani. 740 00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:32,320 Ndivyo nywele zake zilivyoimbwa. 741 00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:35,280 Sawa. - Wataalamu wa nywele walikuwa tayari wamekata tamaa - 742 00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:39,800 Alisema ardhi hii isiyo na rutuba haikuwa na rutuba tena. 743 00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:41,920 [ANITA]: Kwa hivyo nini? 744 00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:45,400 Namaanisha, kupoteza nywele sio mwisho wa dunia, sawa? 745 00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:48,640 Unaongea kwa uzuri sana. 746 00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:49,960 [TABASAMU] 747 00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:51,760 Ninaendesha madarasa ya urembo. 748 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:55,160 Bhai saab ni nyeti kidogo. 749 00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:58,600 Naam, na wewe pia, linapokuja suala la gesi. 750 00:44:58,720 --> 00:44:59,520 Kwa nini unazungumza, huh? 751 00:44:59,880 --> 00:45:01,200 Nini shida yako na gesi? 752 00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:06,000 Kweli, tulikuwa na 10 farasi. Na imara. 753 00:45:06,240 --> 00:45:09,720 Lakini siku moja, Chhote alipokuwa mdogo, alikula chakula cha gramu nyeusi ya farasi. 754 00:45:09,720 --> 00:45:12,800 Na baada ya hapo ... gesi ilianza kutoroka kutoka kwa kila kinyweleo cha mwili wake. 755 00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:15,960 Baba alikasirika. Alimpiga - 756 00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:18,160 - na kumfungia kwenye zizi kwa usiku mzima. 757 00:45:18,240 --> 00:45:21,480 Kwa hiyo fikiria—upande mmoja, farasi walikuwa kupitisha gesi… na kwa upande mwingine, Chhote. 758 00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:24,240 Gesi hiyo ilikuwa na athari kama hiyo kwenye ubongo wake sasa... 759 00:45:24,240 --> 00:45:27,640 - kwa kutaja gesi, anapata kifafa kinachosababishwa na gesi. 760 00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:29,240 Lo! 761 00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:32,120 Hii, madam, ni hadithi nzima. Umeelewa? 762 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:34,040 Tiwari ji, tafadhali dhibiti... 763 00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:38,240 Teeka... - Hmm? 764 00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:40,280 Ninaogopa Bua ji inaweza kuwa ameanguka kwenye shimo au kitu ... 765 00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:41,880 Wewe mnyonge ba*****d. 766 00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:43,520 Ayy tumepotea, tumepotea! 767 00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:01,040 [GRUNTS] - Naipenda! Haha. 768 00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:04,040 Saxena ji? Uko hapa? - Saxena bhaiya, wewe? 769 00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:06,400 Kuna nini, Teeka, Tillu? 770 00:46:06,720 --> 00:46:09,200 Tuambie... unafanya nini hapa? 771 00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:10,160 Kwa hivyo wavulana ... 772 00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:12,680 Hii ndio moped ya T-Rex. 773 00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:16,160 Nilijenga T-Rex hii mwenyewe. 774 00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:18,520 Ni mwanzo wangu. 775 00:46:18,720 --> 00:46:20,400 Niko kwenye jaribio. 776 00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:22,600 Kampuni ya Kijapani inavutiwa. 777 00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:24,880 Saxena ji, tuambie jambo moja— - Hmm? 778 00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:27,120 Jinsi moped yako ni tofauti kutoka kwa wengine wote? 779 00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:29,160 Yangu ni tofauti kwa sababu - 780 00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:32,560 Nilijenga moped yangu. 781 00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:35,080 - Hmm... Na watu wengine walipigwa ... 782 00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:38,040 Wengine ... sikujenga. - Sawa. Je! 783 00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:40,880 Samahani Saxena Bhaiya. - Ndiyo? 784 00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:43,080 Ni nini maalum kuhusu hili? 785 00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:45,240 Inatembea kwenye maganda ya ndizi. 786 00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:49,400 Maganda ya ndizi?! - Hmm ... - Kama ... nini? 787 00:46:51,240 --> 00:46:54,760 Saxena bhaiya... Jambo ni sisi inabidi niende mbele kidogo. 788 00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:58,320 Je, tunaweza kupata lifti kwenye T-Rex yako? 789 00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:01,720 Njoo, njoo. Hop juu! - Asante Saxena ji... 790 00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:03,480 [TEEKA HUMMING] 791 00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:05,840 [TILLU]: VIBHUTI BWANA... [TEEKA]: Uko wapi?! 792 00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:11,080 [TIWARI FARTS] - Nani alisema hivyo? 793 00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:16,160 Mor (TAUSI). Ilikuwa asubuhi bwana. - Napenda mor. Kwa mara nyingine tafadhali! 794 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,400 Bhaiya, acha hapa. Tunahitaji kushuka. 795 00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:22,560 Tunaweza kukuangusha zaidi ikiwa unataka. 796 00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:25,560 Kranti, tunapaswa kuchukua kushoto. Tunachelewa. 797 00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:27,240 Usisahau dhamira ya kaka yako. 798 00:47:27,720 --> 00:47:31,240 Ni sawa, kwa kweli. Hii ni yetu acha hata hivyo. Asante sana! 799 00:47:31,240 --> 00:47:32,760 Twende zetu. - Kwa kweli, nilitaka kuuliza ... 800 00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:35,400 Njoo, twende! Tukutane baadaye, kukutana ipasavyo. Tafadhali njoo, bhabhi ji! 801 00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:37,080 Sikiliza... angalau chukua namba yangu. 802 00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:39,560 Huwezi kujua-unaweza tunahitaji wakati fulani. 803 00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:42,720 Kabisa! Tafadhali nipe nambari. 804 00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:46,160 [TIWARI]: Nambari? - ANDIKA! 805 00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:48,040 Ndiyo. 806 00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:51,000 Hebu tusogee. [ANITA]: Asante sana. [TIWARI]: Asante, Bhaisaab. 807 00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:54,920 Na wewe-kuwa na nguvu, sawa? - Ndio, bibi. nitafanya. 808 00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:56,280 [TIWARI]: Fanya haraka bhabi ji... 809 00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:58,320 Una muda gani kwenda kumtazama? 810 00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:07,080 [SIMU INALIA] 811 00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:09,640 Kwa nini mama wa haki anapiga simu sasa? 812 00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:12,960 Sawa madam.... 813 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,240 Happu Singh ji, wapi umefikia? 814 00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:16,440 [AMESHTUKA] 815 00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:19,760 Arre Dada, nimekumbuka! 816 00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:21,360 Bibi mzuri yuko kwenye shida! 817 00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:25,920 Sawa bibi naondoka, Namaanisha, tayari nimeondoka. 818 00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:28,920 Zaidi ya nusu ya hapo. Unakata simu - ninafikia. 819 00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:31,160 [HAPPU]: Mungu! nimekufa! 820 00:48:32,240 --> 00:48:35,760 Saxena ji, njia yako ya mkato imetupata kukwama katikati ya pori! 821 00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:39,400 Wavulana, nishati ya mimea - kimsingi, fue - imekwisha. 822 00:48:39,720 --> 00:48:43,600 Sasa T-Rex hii haitasonga inchi bila maganda ya ndizi. 823 00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:46,560 Tutapata wapi jamani maganda ya ndizi katika msitu huu? 824 00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:47,600 [MUUZAJI MSICHANA]: Chukua... Chukua... 825 00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:49,520 Je! 826 00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:51,160 Heh. Mwanamke mzuri akiitoa katikati ya msitu! 827 00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:53,040 Msichana huyu anasema nini? 828 00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:55,240 [MUUZAJI MSICHANA]: Nunua ndizi... Ndizi... 829 00:48:56,240 --> 00:48:58,480 [SAXENA]: Dada... Dada... - Wewe akili chafu! 830 00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:00,480 [SAXENA]: Tulipata ndizi! Tumezipata! - Anauza ndizi. 831 00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:02,960 - Alikuwa anazungumza kuhusu kuuza ndizi. [SAXENA]: Tulipata ndizi! 832 00:49:03,240 --> 00:49:04,880 Tulipata ndizi! Itafanya kazi sasa. 833 00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:08,480 [MUUZAJI MSICHANA]: Unafanya nini?! 834 00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:10,120 [MUUZAJI MSICHANA]: Hujambo! - Mungu yuko pamoja nasi. 835 00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:13,960 Wewe, bibi, ni mkuu na siraha inayong'aa. Samahani, binti mfalme na silaha. 836 00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:15,960 Tulihitaji sana ndizi. 837 00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:18,000 Unaona kikapu hiki cha ndizi? 838 00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:18,440 Ndiyo. 839 00:49:18,720 --> 00:49:21,000 Hatutaki kununua ndizi. 840 00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:23,120 Tunataka kununua maganda ya ndizi. 841 00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:26,880 Lakini bwana, ukichukua tu maganda, nifanye nini na ndizi? 842 00:49:27,240 --> 00:49:28,800 Unachukua ndizi. 843 00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:35,280 Naipenda! 844 00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:36,560 Anza kujichubua! Anza kujichubua! 845 00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:38,160 Subiri! 846 00:49:39,240 --> 00:49:41,320 La… Bacchu Bhaiya! Simu ya Bacchu Bhaiya! - Wewe pia kuanza peeling. 847 00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:43,280 [TEEKA]: Salamu, Bacchu bhaiya. 848 00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:45,320 Halo, piga simu ya video. 849 00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:46,920 Haiunganishi kutoka mwisho wangu. 850 00:49:48,080 --> 00:49:48,880 Bacchu bhaiya... 851 00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:50,640 Bua ji ni salama kabisa. 852 00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:52,360 Umesimama karibu nasi, wote utulivu na furaha. 853 00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:54,000 Acha kuongea uchafu. 854 00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:57,480 [BACCHU]: Piga simu ya video. Sitapumzika hadi... 855 00:49:57,520 --> 00:49:59,400 Ninamwona kwa macho yangu mwenyewe. 856 00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:01,520 Hatuwezi kukuonyesha. [BACCHU]: Kwa nini sivyo? 857 00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:03,880 Kwa sababu ... anaoga sasa hivi. 858 00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:06,280 Na unawezaje kutazama yako mwenyewe Bua ji kuoga? 859 00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:11,680 Unasema ujinga gani! Hujambo? Bacchu Bhaiya? Kuna tatizo la mtandao. 860 00:50:11,680 --> 00:50:13,520 Hujambo hujambo... Bugger off! 861 00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:16,880 Umwagaji damu... 862 00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:21,000 Hakika kuna kitu cha samaki... 863 00:50:21,720 --> 00:50:23,400 Aaahhhhhhhhhhh.... 864 00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:27,000 Nini kilitokea, Bharbhuti ji? Tayari nilitoa risasi. 865 00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:28,560 Halafu mbona unaugulia sana? 866 00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:29,480 Bhabi ji... 867 00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:34,160 Bhabhi ji, kupigwa risasi hakukuumiza kama vile upasuaji wako! 868 00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:37,680 Jinsi unavyoifungua - Wallahi, umeipasua! 869 00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:38,640 Ee mungu! 870 00:50:39,080 --> 00:50:40,560 Unasema nini, Bharbhuti ji? 871 00:50:40,720 --> 00:50:43,480 Niliondoa risasi kwa juhudi nyingi 872 00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:46,120 na unanilaumu mimi? 873 00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:48,400 Wewe ni kama ... 874 00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:51,240 Ulisema nini? Sikusikia hivyo. Sema tena? 875 00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:53,040 Wewe ni kama ... 876 00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:57,480 Aahh… mara moja zaidi, Bhabhi ji? [ANGOORI]: Wewe ni ... 877 00:50:57,880 --> 00:50:58,800 [VIBHUTI]: Ee mungu... 878 00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:00,680 [ANITA]: VIBHU... [TIWARI]: Angoori... 879 00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:01,920 [ANITA]: VIBHU... 880 00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:04,560 Yeye huja kila wakati wakati mbaya, kila wakati. 881 00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:07,480 [ANITA]: VIBHU... [ANGOORI]: LADDU KE BHAIYA... [TIWARI]: Angoori... 882 00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:09,240 [ANITA]: VIBHU... [TIWARI]: PAGLI (Angoori)... 883 00:51:09,240 --> 00:51:11,520 [ANITA]: VIBHU... [VIBHUTI]: Rahisi, rahisi. Nilipigwa risasi. 884 00:51:11,720 --> 00:51:13,480 [ANITA]: Sawa sawa. Uko sawa? 885 00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:14,640 Aina ya... 886 00:51:15,040 --> 00:51:15,720 Pagli... 887 00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:18,320 Kwanini ulihusika na huyu kichaa? 888 00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:20,280 Samahani Tiwari ji... 889 00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:24,960 Kichaa huyu alihatarisha maisha yake kuokoa Bhabhi ji. 890 00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:29,000 Nilichukua risasi kwa ajili yake! 891 00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:33,640 Maneno makubwa ni kwa wale wanaochukua risasi kifuani mwao, sio kitako! 892 00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:34,640 NYAMAZA TIWARI JI! 893 00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:39,480 Vibhu, twende. Tutapata daktari kuondoa risasi ASAP. 894 00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:44,640 Hapana mtoto, hapana. Bhabhi ji tayari ameitoa, binafsi, kwa mikono yake mwenyewe. 895 00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:46,840 Ndiyo, nilifanya. 896 00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:50,160 Samahani, Bhabhi ji, njoo hapa kwa sekunde. 897 00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:52,720 Njoo njoo. - Unafanya nini? 898 00:51:53,880 --> 00:51:55,440 - Jambo [ANITA]: Ni nini jamani? 899 00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:57,360 Utulie. - Aaaaahhhhhh 900 00:51:57,600 --> 00:51:58,960 Vibhu, twende nyumbani. Twende sasa. 901 00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:03,400 Hapana mtoto, hapana. Haiwezekani. Huyu ni gangster eneo. Huenda bado ziko karibu. 902 00:52:03,440 --> 00:52:09,000 Ndiyo Anita ji, Bharbhuti ji yuko sahihi. Ni whisky sana kwenda nje sasa. 903 00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:12,200 Ni wakati wa whisky lakini Hata hivyo, ni hatari, si whisky! 904 00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:13,600 Umeelewa! 905 00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:15,080 [SIMU INALIA] 906 00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:17,640 Habari, kuna nini? 907 00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:18,720 Weka Anita ji kwenye simu. 908 00:52:18,720 --> 00:52:20,280 Tiwari ji, nipe. 909 00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:23,160 Habari, huyu ni Anita Mishra. 910 00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:24,560 Uko wapi? 911 00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:26,600 Far away right now… but I wish I was... 912 00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:28,840 Tunahitaji msaada wako. 913 00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:33,320 That old ruin near where you dropped us— 914 00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:35,240 —please come there immediately. 915 00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:37,560 Nini kilitokea, Anita ji? Je, kila kitu ni sawa? 916 00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:39,600 Tuko kwenye shida kubwa. 917 00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:42,720 Baadhi ya wahuni wanatufuata. Tafadhali njoo haraka. 918 00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:45,480 Bhaiya... 919 00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:58,280 Huyo Anita ji alikuwa nani? - Malaika. 920 00:52:59,080 --> 00:53:00,040 Malaika? 921 00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:10,920 Niambie, Bharbhuti ji... - Nini sasa? 922 00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:13,200 Mtu kwa mtu… 923 00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:18,320 Did you take off your whole pants in front of Angoori or just half? 924 00:53:18,840 --> 00:53:24,600 Tiwari ji, I only took off half. Bhabhi ji didn’t see my knees. 925 00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:28,200 Je, ninaweza kupata amani sasa? - Nani anakuzuia? 926 00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:30,240 [TIWARI]: Mahali popote, wakati wowote, miguu iliyotengana na chemchemi imewashwa. 927 00:53:42,120 --> 00:53:42,960 Tiwari ji... 928 00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:55,080 Bhabi ji... - Wajinga hao wako hapa. 929 00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:56,160 Ee mungu. - Ee mungu. 930 00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:57,600 Tiwari ji, simu! 931 00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:02,040 [SIMU INALIA] 932 00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:03,160 Chukua. 933 00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:05,880 Ndio Anita ji? - Uko wapi? 934 00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,880 Wajinga walitufuata hapa. 935 00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:12,120 [KRANTI]: Hawajui ni nani wanajidanganya. 936 00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:15,880 Tulia tu, Anita ji. Bhaiyya... 937 00:55:47,720 --> 00:55:50,800 [KELELE ZILIZOCHUKIWA] - Shusha... 938 00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:53,200 Kitu kimekwama... - Wapi? 939 00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:55,560 Hapo chini… chini chini… 940 00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:02,880 Inapendeza... 941 00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:05,560 Imepata. 942 00:56:05,560 --> 00:56:07,320 Ee mungu! - Sigara! 943 00:56:07,520 --> 00:56:09,600 Bhabi ji, je, ni muhimu kujibu? 944 00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:11,920 Laddoo ke Bhaiyaa alivuta sigara! 945 00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:33,840 Kimbia! 946 00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:57,080 [VIBHUTI WHIMPERS] [TIWARI]: Nini kilitokea? 947 00:56:57,240 --> 00:56:59,480 [KELELE ZILIZOCHUKIWA] Ee mungu! 948 00:57:00,120 --> 00:57:01,040 Nini kilitokea? 949 00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:04,720 Pale ambapo risasi ilikuwa... Sasa kuna msumari umekwama ndani yake. 950 00:57:04,760 --> 00:57:06,120 [ANGOORI]: Ee mungu! 951 00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:11,000 [ANITA]: Ni sawa. Ni sawa. 952 00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:39,800 [SIMU INALIA] 953 00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:57,920 [INACHEZA NYIMBO] 954 00:57:57,920 --> 00:58:00,600 Angoori iko wapi? Halo, wewe ni nani? 955 00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:02,840 Wewe ni nani? Na wewe ni nini kwa Angoori ji? 956 00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:05,360 Mimi ni mama yake! Wewe ni nani? 957 00:58:05,520 --> 00:58:07,720 Oh, saasu maa(mama mkwe)! Salamu! 958 00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:11,080 Mbona unaniita saasu maa?! Wewe ni nani? 959 00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:12,800 [RISASI] 960 00:58:29,800 --> 00:58:32,920 Vibhu! Ndiye yeye! Huyo ni malaika! Njooni, ninyi nyote! - Njoo laddoo ke bhaiya. 961 00:58:36,840 --> 00:58:40,240 [ANANITIA] Kranti ji... Kranti ji... 962 00:58:40,760 --> 00:58:41,600 Mungu wangu! 963 00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:47,640 Oh mpenzi, Laddoo ke Bhaiyaa! Yeye ndiye aliyetuvutia! 964 00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:50,800 Bhabhi ji, umevutiwa? Unamaanisha kushambuliwa, sivyo? 965 00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:52,280 Umeelewa! 966 00:58:55,520 --> 00:58:58,480 [NYAYO] 967 00:59:02,480 --> 00:59:03,920 Ee MUNGU! 968 00:59:14,840 --> 00:59:16,280 Hapa kuna moja kwako: 969 00:59:17,440 --> 00:59:19,480 Na makaa ya moto, 970 00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:24,720 umewasha matamanio yangu... 971 00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:29,680 Mashimo mengi nitaweka kwenye mwili wako, 972 00:59:30,280 --> 00:59:34,000 Trekta inaweza kupita moja kwa moja! 973 00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:40,480 Lo! Uzito mwingi kwenye sufuria yako! 974 00:59:41,520 --> 00:59:46,320 Bhabhi ji, sio sufuria, ulimaanisha mashairi! 975 00:59:46,640 --> 00:59:51,080 Umeelewa! Shairi lako lina uzito kama huu! 976 00:59:51,200 --> 00:59:53,360 Vivyo hivyo na bunduki hii. 977 00:59:54,880 --> 00:59:56,720 Sasa, pumua pumzi yako ya mwisho. 978 00:59:58,480 --> 01:00:01,320 samahani. samahani! 979 01:00:09,960 --> 01:00:11,440 [BURPS] 980 01:00:11,560 --> 01:00:13,080 [KUANDIKA] 981 01:00:13,320 --> 01:00:17,720 [KULIMA ZOTE] - Chote chhote.... 982 01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:22,600 [KULIMA ZOTE] - Chote chhote.... 983 01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:27,080 [VIBHUTI]: Mfanye anuse viatu! - Baba amepanda chhote ... 984 01:00:27,080 --> 01:00:31,760 [VIBHUTI]: mpige kwa viatu! [ANGOORI]: Nitaendesha gari. 985 01:00:42,760 --> 01:00:44,600 [ANITA]: Ee mungu Tiwari ji... [ANGOORI]: Ah mungu Laddoo ke bhaiya... 986 01:00:46,280 --> 01:00:48,880 [ANGOORI]: Ah mungu ... [ANITA]: Tiwari ji njoo nje! 987 01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:51,560 [WANAKOHOA WOTE] 988 01:00:52,040 --> 01:00:52,760 [ANGOORI]: Eww... -TIWARI JI... 989 01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:56,160 Umegeuka nzima gari ndani ya chumba cha gesi! 990 01:00:56,160 --> 01:00:58,240 Kweli, laddoo ke bhaiya! - Tiwari ji... 991 01:00:58,800 --> 01:01:02,600 Fanya jambo moja - nenda nyuma ya vichaka hivyo na ujisaidie kwanza. 992 01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:03,560 Basi tu tutaweza kusonga mbele. 993 01:01:03,840 --> 01:01:05,520 Uliiba maneno yangu, Bhabhi ji. 994 01:01:05,560 --> 01:01:07,120 Kwa sababu tumeivuta kwa muda mrefu! 995 01:01:07,120 --> 01:01:07,880 Wako, tapeli wewe! 996 01:01:08,800 --> 01:01:12,480 [ANAUGUA] - Makini Laddoo ke bhaiya... 997 01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:16,360 Vibhu, unapaswa kuruhusu yako vidonda pia hupata hewa. 998 01:01:16,360 --> 01:01:19,600 "Hewa" ya Tiwari ji ilionyeshwa kwenye majeraha yangu yenyewe! 999 01:01:21,960 --> 01:01:25,200 [KUPUNGUA] 1000 01:01:26,240 --> 01:01:29,480 [WHINING] 1001 01:01:30,840 --> 01:01:32,960 BHABI JI.... 1002 01:01:33,360 --> 01:01:35,040 Tiwari ji... [TIWARI]: BHABI JI... 1003 01:01:35,120 --> 01:01:36,480 [ANITA]: Tiwari ji... Laddoo ke bhaiya... 1004 01:01:36,680 --> 01:01:38,120 Nini mwisho wa furaha Laddo ke Bhaiya... 1005 01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:40,840 Hatakuwa na mwisho mwema. Unamaanisha 'imetokea'. 1006 01:01:41,040 --> 01:01:42,680 Umeelewa! Nini kilitokea? 1007 01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:44,440 Nitamwambia nini Bhabi ji... 1008 01:01:44,600 --> 01:01:46,320 Muda huo nilipokaa kujisaidia, 1009 01:01:46,560 --> 01:01:48,080 Nilihisi kama mtu - 1010 01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:52,040 - nilichoma sindano mbili kwenye kitako changu. - Je! 1011 01:01:52,240 --> 01:01:56,880 Kisha nikaona nyoka akitambaa toka chini yangu... 1012 01:01:57,120 --> 01:01:59,000 na kuteleza kwenye vichaka vilivyo karibu! 1013 01:01:59,200 --> 01:01:59,880 [ANGOORI]: Ee mungu! 1014 01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:01,960 nitakufa... - Hapana hapana ... 1015 01:02:02,360 --> 01:02:06,160 Ikiwa kitu kitatokea kwa laddoo ke bhaiya, Nitayatoa maisha yangu pia! 1016 01:02:06,520 --> 01:02:08,240 Vibhu, unajua jinsi gani kunyonya sumu? 1017 01:02:08,360 --> 01:02:09,080 HAPANA. 1018 01:02:09,280 --> 01:02:12,280 Kisha nitanyonya sumu kutoka kwa laddoo ke bhaiya... 1019 01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:14,280 Hapana Bhabhi ji, hiyo si embe yenye juisi! 1020 01:02:14,280 --> 01:02:16,320 Kwa hivyo nimuache laddoo ke bhaiya afe? 1021 01:02:16,760 --> 01:02:18,160 Naenda kunyonya sumu! 1022 01:02:18,280 --> 01:02:19,120 Hapana Bhabi ji! 1023 01:02:20,720 --> 01:02:22,000 Hutanyonya sumu yake! 1024 01:02:22,560 --> 01:02:26,000 Ikiwa mtu atanyonya sumu - nitakuwa mimi! 1025 01:02:26,400 --> 01:02:31,880 Vibhu, jihadhari usimeze hata tone la sumu! 1026 01:02:31,880 --> 01:02:35,800 Usijali. - Haraka juu. Ninakaribia kufa! 1027 01:02:35,800 --> 01:02:37,640 [ANAUGUA] - Haraka juu. 1028 01:02:37,640 --> 01:02:38,680 [VIBHUTI ANAUGUA] 1029 01:02:39,040 --> 01:02:40,920 Vibhu... 1030 01:02:42,160 --> 01:02:44,240 [WOTE WOTE WANAGUNDUA] 1031 01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:45,840 [VIBHUTI]: Inua kifua chako. 1032 01:02:46,720 --> 01:02:47,560 [TIWARI]: Inasikika. 1033 01:02:47,920 --> 01:02:51,400 [TIWARI] : Ni mara ya kwanza kwa mtu yeyote ulimi umegusa mahali hapo! - Ee mungu! 1034 01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:53,560 [ANGOORI GIGGLES] [VIBHUTI]: Acha kuongea upuuzi na inua! 1035 01:02:55,440 --> 01:02:56,680 [TIWARI]: Vipi zaidi? 1036 01:02:56,800 --> 01:02:58,600 [VIBHUTI]: Kwa kadri uwezavyo. 1037 01:02:58,880 --> 01:03:00,720 [TIWARI]: Hapa! [VIBHUTI]: Kiasi hiki kinatosha. 1038 01:03:01,360 --> 01:03:03,200 Ee mungu! 1039 01:03:04,040 --> 01:03:05,200 Uko sawa? - Ndio. 1040 01:03:06,400 --> 01:03:07,440 Bhabi ji... 1041 01:03:07,840 --> 01:03:10,520 Nimenyonya sumu yote. 1042 01:03:10,760 --> 01:03:11,480 Madam... 1043 01:03:12,680 --> 01:03:13,400 Sikiliza... 1044 01:03:13,680 --> 01:03:14,400 Nini kilitokea? 1045 01:03:14,600 --> 01:03:15,760 Nilipoteza nyoka wangu kipenzi. 1046 01:03:16,040 --> 01:03:17,240 Je, watu umeiona karibu? - Ah ndio ... 1047 01:03:17,560 --> 01:03:19,720 Nyoka mmoja aliniuma na akaingia kwenye vichaka hivyo! 1048 01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:22,880 Usijali kuhusu kuumwa! Haina sumu kabisa! 1049 01:03:27,680 --> 01:03:32,080 Nagendra! Uko wapi mwanangu? Nagendra! 1050 01:03:36,360 --> 01:03:38,640 [SPITS] 1051 01:03:41,320 --> 01:03:46,040 Fair madam... Fair madam... Fair ma... 1052 01:03:46,960 --> 01:03:49,880 Haya acha! Ndugu! 1053 01:03:50,320 --> 01:03:52,120 Sikiliza... Irekebishe haraka, haraka! - Ndiyo. 1054 01:03:52,240 --> 01:03:54,200 Kwa nini mkaguzi huyu alituzuia? - Nani anajua? 1055 01:03:56,760 --> 01:04:00,680 Sawa madam... Sawa madam... Sawa madam... 1056 01:04:01,160 --> 01:04:04,440 Kuna nini, Inspekta ji? Mbona unaimba "fair madam"? 1057 01:04:04,560 --> 01:04:08,440 Kweli sikiliza, umeona a mwanamke mwenye ngozi nzuri sana karibu? 1058 01:04:08,600 --> 01:04:13,840 Ni sawa kwamba ikiwa ataingia kwenye chumba giza, hutahitaji kuwasha taa, naapa! 1059 01:04:13,920 --> 01:04:15,120 Yeye ni sawa tu. 1060 01:04:15,640 --> 01:04:17,880 Na pamoja naye, kuna mpuuzi huyu ... 1061 01:04:18,160 --> 01:04:19,360 Kukwama kwake kama ruba. 1062 01:04:19,360 --> 01:04:22,800 Ikiwa unamwona mara moja, hautamuona kujisikia kumuona tena. 1063 01:04:22,920 --> 01:04:25,560 Inspekta, hatujaona mtu yeyote. 1064 01:04:25,640 --> 01:04:29,440 Salamu. - Salamu ... Subiri ... Sahau salamu-nisikilize... 1065 01:04:29,680 --> 01:04:31,920 Ikiwa kuna chapisho lolote karibu, tafadhali niache. 1066 01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:34,360 Inspekta ji, tuna haraka. Tafadhali tuache twende. 1067 01:04:34,560 --> 01:04:36,680 Haraka kama hiyo? Nini kinaendelea? 1068 01:04:37,360 --> 01:04:37,880 [HAPPU]: Ndio? 1069 01:04:38,240 --> 01:04:40,040 Kwenda kuzika maiti... 1070 01:04:40,600 --> 01:04:42,240 - au tayari kuzikwa moja, ndugu? 1071 01:04:44,440 --> 01:04:45,680 [ANACHEKA] 1072 01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:47,840 [HAPPU]: Nilikuwa natania tu. 1073 01:04:47,920 --> 01:04:50,680 Sikiliza, washa gari. Nidondoshe karibu na chapisho. 1074 01:04:51,200 --> 01:04:52,560 [HAPPU]: Twende haraka. Anzisha gari. 1075 01:04:53,320 --> 01:04:54,560 Yeye ni mjanja. 1076 01:04:55,960 --> 01:04:56,560 [MECHANIC]: Bwana... 1077 01:04:57,480 --> 01:04:58,920 Ndio? - Gari yako iko tayari. 1078 01:04:59,240 --> 01:05:01,240 Gari langu? Hili ni gari langu? - Ndiyo. [KRANTI]: Yeye ni tapeli mkubwa. 1079 01:05:01,520 --> 01:05:02,320 Ndugu... 1080 01:05:02,760 --> 01:05:04,840 Asante. Tuonane tena. 1081 01:05:05,200 --> 01:05:06,640 Twende, ndugu. 1082 01:05:17,200 --> 01:05:20,920 [ANITA]: Angoori ji, simamisha gari... 1083 01:05:22,480 --> 01:05:26,320 Inspekta bwana! Sisi ... tunahitaji msaada wako! 1084 01:05:26,480 --> 01:05:30,320 Bwana, wapumbavu wengine wanatufuata, mbaya sana! 1085 01:05:30,480 --> 01:05:33,640 Wawili hao ni ndugu. 1086 01:05:33,640 --> 01:05:35,200 Shanti na Kranti! - Ndiyo. 1087 01:05:35,520 --> 01:05:36,040 Usijali. 1088 01:05:36,760 --> 01:05:37,960 Nitaita kwa chelezo. 1089 01:05:38,360 --> 01:05:39,600 Tutakupeleka nyumbani salama. 1090 01:05:39,640 --> 01:05:41,840 Asante ‘sura’ bwana. - Unasema nini? 1091 01:05:41,840 --> 01:05:44,560 Ni mkaguzi, sio sura! Unajaribu kutuua? 1092 01:05:44,560 --> 01:05:45,800 [ANITA ANATABASAMU] - Umeipata sawa! 1093 01:05:45,800 --> 01:05:46,480 Wapatie chai au kitu! 1094 01:05:46,600 --> 01:05:47,320 [TIWARI]: Asante. 1095 01:05:48,080 --> 01:05:49,200 Usijali, Vibhu. 1096 01:05:49,480 --> 01:05:50,720 Tuko salama sasa. - Najua. 1097 01:05:52,320 --> 01:05:54,560 [MKAGUZI]: Unachukua utunzaji wa blockade. 1098 01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:57,960 Inaonekana nakala rudufu iko hapa, sawa Inspekta bwana? 1099 01:05:58,080 --> 01:06:00,760 [ANGOORI]: Ee mungu. [MKAGUZI]: Ndiyo, nakala rudufu. 1100 01:06:07,400 --> 01:06:09,240 [TIWARI ANAPAZA MAkelele] [ANGOORI]: Ee mungu! 1101 01:06:18,240 --> 01:06:20,160 Salamu bhaiya. Endelea kubarikiwa. Uko sawa? 1102 01:06:20,640 --> 01:06:21,840 Uko sawa? - Salamu Kranti bhaiya. 1103 01:06:21,880 --> 01:06:24,000 Polisi anafanya kazi nao! 1104 01:06:24,320 --> 01:06:25,000 Hawa hapa. 1105 01:06:45,440 --> 01:06:50,960 [KELELE ZILIZOCHUKIWA] 1106 01:06:55,920 --> 01:06:57,160 [KUCHEZA MUZIKI] [BACCHU HUMMING] 1107 01:06:57,320 --> 01:06:57,840 [GOON]: Njoo... 1108 01:06:59,320 --> 01:06:59,800 [GOON]: Keti... 1109 01:07:01,680 --> 01:07:02,120 [MASTER GUNTS] 1110 01:07:03,680 --> 01:07:04,440 [BACCHU HUMMING] 1111 01:07:05,480 --> 01:07:06,800 Ndugu, hii ni tabia gani? 1112 01:07:07,920 --> 01:07:09,800 Kwa nini tumeletwa hapa hivi? 1113 01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:11,400 Tuambie… Tuambie… Tuambie! 1114 01:07:13,320 --> 01:07:14,280 Hmm... 1115 01:07:16,040 --> 01:07:18,760 Sikia kwamba Teeka na Tillu ni marafiki zako? 1116 01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:22,320 Angalia, kama watu hao walichukua pesa kutoka kwako na kukimbia, 1117 01:07:22,400 --> 01:07:23,760 nitakulipa. 1118 01:07:23,840 --> 01:07:26,640 Kwa sababu… nina pesa nyingi, sawa? 1119 01:07:26,800 --> 01:07:29,120 Lakini niache niende. 1120 01:07:29,360 --> 01:07:31,320 Angalia, kwa kweli hatujui wako wapi hao watu. 1121 01:07:31,600 --> 01:07:32,240 [BACHHU]: Kweli? 1122 01:07:32,560 --> 01:07:35,760 Kisha lazima nikutambulishe kwa Gulabia. 1123 01:07:35,880 --> 01:07:38,240 Gulabia...? 1124 01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:41,680 Kaka huyu Gulabia yuko wapi? mpigie simu. 1125 01:07:42,520 --> 01:07:43,360 Gulabia... 1126 01:07:45,360 --> 01:07:45,880 MOTO! 1127 01:07:51,880 --> 01:07:53,560 Sasa niambie, marafiki ... 1128 01:07:53,800 --> 01:07:55,840 Lakini ikiwa hatujui chochote, 1129 01:07:56,080 --> 01:07:58,400 tunawezaje kukumbuka chochote? 1130 01:07:59,440 --> 01:08:00,600 Kwa hivyo, hautakumbuka. 1131 01:08:01,960 --> 01:08:04,240 Sawa. Wavulana, omba manukato yenye kulewesha juu yao. 1132 01:08:04,680 --> 01:08:07,720 Lakini hatuoni mwanamke yeyote karibu, 1133 01:08:07,760 --> 01:08:11,200 - anastahili harufu ya kupendeza kama hiyo! 1134 01:08:11,320 --> 01:08:13,680 Hii harufu ya ulevi sio kwa mwanamke, 1135 01:08:14,520 --> 01:08:16,920 Tunatumia kwenye ng'ombe na nyati zetu. 1136 01:08:19,440 --> 01:08:22,320 Tunapoinyunyiza juu yao, 1137 01:08:22,440 --> 01:08:25,760 Ndugu Zorawar anapata, 1138 01:08:26,640 --> 01:08:29,640 - kuchochewa na harufu. Na kisha ... 1139 01:08:30,040 --> 01:08:32,200 Kwa njia, Zorawar ni nani? 1140 01:08:33,600 --> 01:08:36,040 Zorawar ni fahali wa zizi letu la mifugo. 1141 01:08:41,480 --> 01:08:43,920 [KELELE ZOTE] 1142 01:08:47,840 --> 01:08:50,240 [KRANTI]: Tunafanya nini pamoja nao sasa, Bhaiya? 1143 01:08:51,080 --> 01:08:53,520 [SHANTI]: Nyumba ya Mamaji iko karibu. 1144 01:08:53,760 --> 01:08:56,640 [SHANTI]: Wacha tuwapeleke hapo kwanza, kisha tambua mengine. 1145 01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:00,840 Kulingana na ngapi huwavua watu, 1146 01:09:01,040 --> 01:09:06,400 [CARS WHIRRING] tunaweza kuhesabu ni ngapi vituo vya mafuta tunaweza kuanzisha. 1147 01:09:06,640 --> 01:09:09,040 [TEEKA na TILLU]: BUAJI! BUAJI! BUAJI! 1148 01:09:09,160 --> 01:09:10,120 Saxena ji! Acha baiskeli! 1149 01:09:10,200 --> 01:09:11,400 Buaji yetu imekwisha! 1150 01:09:11,600 --> 01:09:13,320 Ndugu hii ni zamu kali. Huwezi kuchukua U-turn! 1151 01:09:13,320 --> 01:09:15,600 Kazi inaendelea hapa. Huu ni jaribio la kukimbia! 1152 01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:19,080 Geuza baiskeli! Naipenda! 1153 01:09:21,840 --> 01:09:23,440 [SHANTI na KRANTI]: Maasab! Maasab! 1154 01:09:23,760 --> 01:09:24,520 [SHANTI]: Maasab! 1155 01:09:26,080 --> 01:09:27,280 Je, umelala? 1156 01:09:28,360 --> 01:09:29,640 Habari. - Maasab... 1157 01:09:30,120 --> 01:09:31,720 Shanti-Krant... 1158 01:09:32,120 --> 01:09:33,880 Baada ya muda mrefu! - Ndio... 1159 01:09:34,080 --> 01:09:36,480 [MAASAB ANACHEKA] [SHANTI na KRANTI] : Pranaam! [MAASAB] : Je! 1160 01:09:37,800 --> 01:09:38,880 Nini kilitokea kwa nywele zako? 1161 01:09:39,920 --> 01:09:41,320 Inaonekana panya ametafuna! 1162 01:09:42,600 --> 01:09:43,520 Maasab... 1163 01:09:44,040 --> 01:09:47,400 Ndio Maasab. Hawa ndio panya waliofanya hivyo. 1164 01:09:50,200 --> 01:09:51,360 Wewe damu... 1165 01:09:51,640 --> 01:09:52,800 Wanathubutu vipi?! 1166 01:09:53,760 --> 01:09:56,200 Unajua hata wao ni akina nani? 1167 01:09:56,400 --> 01:09:58,000 Mama... [VIBHUTI] : MAMA... [SHANTI] : Maasab! 1168 01:09:58,200 --> 01:09:59,760 Maasab... wewe ni nini.. Wewe ni mwalimu! 1169 01:09:59,800 --> 01:10:00,600 Nisamehe… 1170 01:10:01,800 --> 01:10:02,920 Nilichukuliwa kidogo. 1171 01:10:04,840 --> 01:10:05,960 Nionyeshe nyuso zao! 1172 01:10:07,440 --> 01:10:08,800 [CHEKA] 1173 01:10:14,440 --> 01:10:15,240 Sawa! 1174 01:10:19,920 --> 01:10:20,760 Ee Mungu! 1175 01:10:21,320 --> 01:10:22,160 Mamaji! 1176 01:10:22,680 --> 01:10:23,520 Angoori! 1177 01:10:23,840 --> 01:10:24,600 Mamaji! - Binti! 1178 01:10:27,360 --> 01:10:28,760 Nini kinaendelea? - Hakuna Wazo! 1179 01:10:29,040 --> 01:10:29,960 [KONGO YA glasi] [SHANTI na KRANTI] : Hongera... 1180 01:10:38,160 --> 01:10:38,800 Shanti... 1181 01:10:40,360 --> 01:10:41,760 Unajua Angoori ni mpwa wangu, sawa? 1182 01:10:42,800 --> 01:10:44,200 Watoto hufanya makosa ... 1183 01:10:45,480 --> 01:10:46,280 - basi kwa nini? 1184 01:10:47,240 --> 01:10:49,640 Tayari tumewasamehe (wanawake). 1185 01:10:49,720 --> 01:10:51,760 Hatuwaadhibu, Maasab. 1186 01:10:51,960 --> 01:10:53,600 Hapana! Mwambie Chhote. 1187 01:10:55,200 --> 01:10:59,360 Bhaiya ataoa mpwa wako, nami nitaoa jirani yake. 1188 01:11:00,040 --> 01:11:01,680 Lakini ... wote wawili tayari wameoana! 1189 01:11:01,680 --> 01:11:03,280 Na kesho watakuwa wajane, Maasab 1190 01:11:03,320 --> 01:11:06,520 Je! - Tutawaua waume zao. 1191 01:11:06,760 --> 01:11:07,600 Tulia. 1192 01:11:07,880 --> 01:11:11,120 Na kuoa mjane ni amali njema Masaab. 1193 01:11:11,120 --> 01:11:13,360 Mama... - Masaab... 1194 01:11:13,520 --> 01:11:15,080 Wewe ni bwana... 1195 01:11:16,080 --> 01:11:20,000 samahani. Nilibebwa. 1196 01:11:20,840 --> 01:11:24,040 Lakini mwanangu... - Hapana ‘kama’ na hakuna ‘buts’ masterji. 1197 01:11:24,400 --> 01:11:27,600 [KRANTI]: Anza maandalizi kwa harusi kubwa. 1198 01:11:27,720 --> 01:11:31,200 Utubariki. Tupeni binti zenu. 1199 01:11:31,480 --> 01:11:37,320 Usipoifanya... Tutakutoa kwa miungu. 1200 01:11:45,720 --> 01:11:50,720 Endelea kubarikiwa. Mungu akubariki. Kila la kheri. 1201 01:11:56,560 --> 01:11:59,160 Tunapaswa kupata msichana wa Banana pamoja nasi. 1202 01:12:00,200 --> 01:12:00,920 Tilu... 1203 01:12:01,920 --> 01:12:02,480 Subiri... 1204 01:12:02,960 --> 01:12:05,000 Harufu hiyo hiyo mbaya inayojulikana imerudi. 1205 01:12:05,080 --> 01:12:07,520 Je, inaweza kuwa…? Hii sio kutoka kwa Inspekta? 1206 01:12:07,800 --> 01:12:09,920 [GARI INAKARIBIA] 1207 01:12:10,160 --> 01:12:11,840 NI YEYE! 1208 01:12:11,840 --> 01:12:13,600 [WOTE]: Mkaguzi... 1209 01:12:13,920 --> 01:12:15,760 Salamu zote Inspekta! 1210 01:12:16,080 --> 01:12:17,840 [HAPPU]: Wavulana! [TEEKA]: Salamu Inspekta! 1211 01:12:17,840 --> 01:12:20,400 Unafanya nini hapa na huyu mjinga? 1212 01:12:20,400 --> 01:12:23,440 Sahau hilo, unafanya nini hapa? 1213 01:12:23,600 --> 01:12:26,720 Naam ... nje ya bluu, Nilipigiwa simu na bibi wa haki. 1214 01:12:26,840 --> 01:12:28,760 Hmm? - Alionekana kama alikuwa katika shida. 1215 01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:30,440 Ninajaribu kumtafuta. 1216 01:12:30,560 --> 01:12:33,240 Nilikwenda kwa anwani aliyonipa, lakini hapakuwa na mtu... 1217 01:12:33,440 --> 01:12:35,120 Bila shaka si… - Je! 1218 01:12:35,240 --> 01:12:37,200 Tulimwona akienda hivi. - Alienda hivi?! 1219 01:12:37,200 --> 01:12:40,080 Ndiyo. Kwa njia hii! - Njoo, haraka basi! Ingia! 1220 01:12:40,280 --> 01:12:42,200 Njoo haraka! [SAXENA]: Wavulana... 1221 01:12:42,480 --> 01:12:43,880 Vipi kuhusu T-Rex yangu? 1222 01:12:43,880 --> 01:12:46,640 T-Rex yako? Baiskeli hii inakunjwa? - Ndiyo inafanya. 1223 01:12:46,800 --> 01:12:48,240 Kisha ikunje na kuisukuma juu yako... 1224 01:12:48,320 --> 01:12:50,760 Kusahau, wewe nati! Nenda! Tunachelewa. 1225 01:12:50,960 --> 01:12:54,040 Lazima tumtafute Vibhuti Seth. [HAPPU]: Wote ndani? 1226 01:12:54,080 --> 01:12:57,200 [TEEKA]: Twende. [TILLU]: Tayari tuko kwenye matatizo makubwa. 1227 01:12:57,840 --> 01:12:58,840 Kusukuma T-rex juu yangu... 1228 01:12:59,600 --> 01:13:00,600 Naipenda! 1229 01:13:12,280 --> 01:13:15,840 Shanty... Shanti ji, tazama, kilichotokea kimetokea. 1230 01:13:16,120 --> 01:13:19,280 Najuta kilichotokea. samahani sana kwa kweli. 1231 01:13:19,520 --> 01:13:22,880 Hatuwezi kuvumilia kuona mtu yeyote katika maumivu. Basi leo... 1232 01:13:22,880 --> 01:13:25,440 Nitakuweka huru zote mbili kutokana na mateso yako. 1233 01:13:25,720 --> 01:13:26,640 Asante. 1234 01:13:27,480 --> 01:13:30,640 Lakini sina mateso hata kidogo! 1235 01:13:31,040 --> 01:13:33,800 Sio mateso?! Mpumbavu wewe! Huna maumivu? 1236 01:13:34,040 --> 01:13:36,120 Wewe bas*****! Tazama uchungu! 1237 01:13:36,120 --> 01:13:40,160 Umegeuza kichwa changu cha upara kuwa a choma na kucheza na makaa! 1238 01:13:40,320 --> 01:13:41,400 Na unasema huna maumivu?! 1239 01:13:41,600 --> 01:13:44,600 Hapana hapana! Tuna uchungu, maumivu makubwa! Sote wawili. 1240 01:13:44,720 --> 01:13:46,160 Tafadhali, usituue! 1241 01:13:46,280 --> 01:13:47,360 Nani alisema lolote kuhusu kukuua? 1242 01:13:48,360 --> 01:13:49,320 Sitakuua. 1243 01:13:49,400 --> 01:13:51,080 Unaona? Nilikuambia, hatatuua! 1244 01:13:51,600 --> 01:13:52,600 Yeye ni mtu mzuri. 1245 01:13:53,240 --> 01:13:55,520 Tutacheza mchezo kati yenu wawili. 1246 01:13:55,520 --> 01:13:57,120 Roulette ya Kirusi. 1247 01:13:57,360 --> 01:13:58,680 Roulette ya Kirusi? 1248 01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:05,080 Umm... Hiyo inamaanisha nini? Utawala katika Kirusi? 1249 01:14:05,080 --> 01:14:07,640 Punda wewe! Ina maana, 1250 01:14:08,600 --> 01:14:10,440 Bastola hii ina nafasi sita. 1251 01:14:10,680 --> 01:14:12,560 Nimepakia risasi moja tu. 1252 01:14:12,560 --> 01:14:14,600 Nyote wawili mtapokezana kurushiana risasi. 1253 01:14:15,080 --> 01:14:18,080 Sehemu moja ina kifo, nyingine ... 1254 01:14:19,080 --> 01:14:20,160 maisha... 1255 01:14:23,360 --> 01:14:24,400 [ANGOORI]: Anita ji, anza! 1256 01:14:24,800 --> 01:14:25,880 Anakuja. 1257 01:14:26,760 --> 01:14:33,480 [KILIO FEKI] 1258 01:14:34,160 --> 01:14:36,880 Anita ji, tafadhali usilie. 1259 01:14:36,880 --> 01:14:41,680 Vinginevyo, watu watasema Anita alikuwa akilia mbele ya ‘majini’. 1260 01:14:42,080 --> 01:14:45,240 [AKILIA] Angoori ji, ni ndoa, sio marinate. 1261 01:14:45,240 --> 01:14:46,880 Umeipata sawa. 1262 01:14:49,280 --> 01:14:51,680 Nini kilitokea? Kwa nini unalia? 1263 01:14:52,560 --> 01:14:54,560 [KILIO INAENDELEA] 1264 01:14:54,560 --> 01:14:56,840 Nini kingine tunaweza kufanya? 1265 01:14:56,960 --> 01:15:00,440 Unakaribia kutuua waume kabla ya harusi yetu. 1266 01:15:01,320 --> 01:15:03,440 Kwa nini kukimbilia kuwaua, huh? 1267 01:15:03,440 --> 01:15:04,280 Je! 1268 01:15:04,400 --> 01:15:06,800 Namaanisha… 1269 01:15:07,280 --> 01:15:10,920 - huwezi kuchimba yetu waume baada ya harusi? 1270 01:15:12,400 --> 01:15:16,120 Angoori ji, sio kuchimba visima... wanataka kuua. 1271 01:15:16,640 --> 01:15:17,600 Umeelewa! 1272 01:15:24,440 --> 01:15:25,520 Ishikilie moja kwa moja... 1273 01:15:27,760 --> 01:15:29,240 Lenga kwenye fuvu la kichwa chake. 1274 01:15:32,560 --> 01:15:33,120 Risasi! 1275 01:15:33,360 --> 01:15:33,920 Angalia... 1276 01:15:34,160 --> 01:15:36,920 Tazama... yeye ni mume wa Bhabi ji. 1277 01:15:36,920 --> 01:15:39,680 Ninawezaje kumpiga risasi? - Risasi! 1278 01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:44,360 [ANGOORI]: Bharbuti ji... 1279 01:15:48,640 --> 01:15:49,960 Bhabi ji... 1280 01:15:50,800 --> 01:15:52,240 Unafanya nini hapa? - Barbhuti ji... 1281 01:15:53,080 --> 01:15:55,040 Laddu ke Bhaiya… ameondoka. 1282 01:15:55,040 --> 01:15:56,920 Je, aliwahi kuwasha? - Huh? Ulisema nini? 1283 01:15:57,040 --> 01:15:57,880 Endelea. 1284 01:15:58,000 --> 01:16:01,120 Siwezi kuishi maisha yasiyo na rangi kama haya tena. 1285 01:16:03,040 --> 01:16:05,800 Hapa ni sindoor. Jaza nywele zangu. 1286 01:16:06,400 --> 01:16:07,520 Sawa. 1287 01:16:08,560 --> 01:16:09,520 Hakika. 1288 01:16:13,840 --> 01:16:16,840 Bhabi ji... nitafanya. 1289 01:16:17,080 --> 01:16:19,560 Fanya hivyo, mtoto. - Mtoto?! 1290 01:16:19,840 --> 01:16:21,160 Sawa... 1291 01:16:27,120 --> 01:16:28,840 Bharbhuti ji.... Njoo hapa! - Je! 1292 01:16:28,840 --> 01:16:30,000 Unafanya nini? 1293 01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:31,040 MAMA! 1294 01:16:35,160 --> 01:16:36,800 Risasi! - Hakika. 1295 01:16:41,160 --> 01:16:42,560 Samahani Tiwari ji... 1296 01:16:45,120 --> 01:16:46,080 [TRIGGER CLICKS] 1297 01:16:50,680 --> 01:16:52,000 Alinusurika! 1298 01:16:52,000 --> 01:16:53,040 Sasa zamu yako. 1299 01:16:53,280 --> 01:16:54,240 Mpe bastola. 1300 01:16:58,200 --> 01:16:59,640 Risasi. 1301 01:17:04,200 --> 01:17:06,360 Tiwari ji, sio machoni, tafadhali. 1302 01:17:06,720 --> 01:17:09,960 Mwili uliokufa utaonekana kuwa mbaya. Jaribu hekalu au mahali pengine pazuri zaidi. 1303 01:17:10,120 --> 01:17:11,760 [ANITA]: Tiwari ji... 1304 01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:26,080 Bhabi ji, wewe? - Tiwari ji... 1305 01:17:26,760 --> 01:17:30,840 Vibhu alipenda sana lolipop hii. 1306 01:17:31,680 --> 01:17:33,160 Lakini hayuko hai tena. 1307 01:17:33,480 --> 01:17:34,720 Je, utainyonya? 1308 01:17:34,880 --> 01:17:37,080 Kuonja lolipop kutoka mkononi mwako... 1309 01:17:37,520 --> 01:17:41,280 Itatuma ripples ya furaha kupitia kila seli ya mwili wangu! 1310 01:17:41,960 --> 01:17:43,120 Ilete! 1311 01:17:44,520 --> 01:17:45,680 [ANITA]: Ndiyo Tiwari ji... 1312 01:17:48,320 --> 01:17:49,480 Ananyonya kidole chako? 1313 01:17:49,640 --> 01:17:51,400 Ananyonya kidole chako? - Kwa nini? 1314 01:17:51,600 --> 01:17:53,640 sijui. Yeye ni mnyonyaji. 1315 01:17:53,640 --> 01:17:55,360 Tiwari ji, unamnyonya kidole! 1316 01:17:55,360 --> 01:17:56,320 Njoo hapa! 1317 01:17:56,440 --> 01:17:57,480 Eeeee! 1318 01:18:02,080 --> 01:18:03,240 Moto! 1319 01:18:08,880 --> 01:18:10,600 Njoo, piga! 1320 01:18:12,160 --> 01:18:13,600 [MILIKI YA RISASI] 1321 01:18:14,600 --> 01:18:16,000 MAMA! 1322 01:18:16,040 --> 01:18:17,440 KRANTI! 1323 01:18:22,480 --> 01:18:24,640 Hey... Asante... - Asante. 1324 01:18:26,800 --> 01:18:29,320 Kaka tutampataje Buaji sasa? 1325 01:18:44,640 --> 01:18:47,400 Ningeweza kutembea kwa kasi zaidi kuliko hii! 1326 01:18:50,680 --> 01:18:54,040 Mjinga wa kumwaga damu! Mbwa mwenye damu nusu-kufa unaweza kutembea kwa kasi zaidi kuliko hii! 1327 01:18:54,320 --> 01:18:56,640 Aibu kwako na baiskeli yako! 1328 01:18:56,640 --> 01:18:58,600 Vunja matairi mawili na nenda ufe, mjinga wewe! 1329 01:19:02,720 --> 01:19:04,440 Hongera. - Cheers. 1330 01:19:09,000 --> 01:19:12,240 Bhaiya, nimewaita wacheza densi usiku wa leo. 1331 01:19:12,240 --> 01:19:14,160 Hasa kwako. - Ah hapana! 1332 01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:17,520 Bhabi wako yuko juu. Hapana hapana... 1333 01:19:17,560 --> 01:19:19,800 Bhaiya, angalau angalia! 1334 01:19:20,160 --> 01:19:21,240 [KUFUNGA] 1335 01:19:21,520 --> 01:19:23,920 [MUZIKI UNAANZA] 1336 01:19:52,000 --> 01:19:52,840 Ee Mungu! 1337 01:20:26,800 --> 01:20:28,040 Angoori... - Hmm? 1338 01:20:28,040 --> 01:20:29,880 Mbona midomo yako ni ya mawe? 1339 01:20:30,080 --> 01:20:32,680 Kwa sababu mimi ni mwanaume. - Mwanaume! 1340 01:20:33,840 --> 01:20:36,840 Hey... Nini... Wewe... [KRANTI ANACHEKA] 1341 01:20:37,000 --> 01:20:39,160 Wewe ni nini...? [KRANTI ANACHEKA] 1342 01:20:39,480 --> 01:20:41,400 Bhaiya... - Ulifanya mwanaume anibusu! 1343 01:20:43,360 --> 01:20:45,280 Ondoka! - Potea. 1344 01:20:51,840 --> 01:20:54,760 Tiwari ji... Nimepigwa risasi kitako. Siwezi kuisogeza. 1345 01:20:54,760 --> 01:20:55,800 Angalau unaifanya ipasavyo. 1346 01:20:55,800 --> 01:20:57,920 Ninawezaje? Tumbo langu tayari limevimba. 1347 01:20:57,920 --> 01:20:59,680 Nikichoma, atanichoma kwa mkasi! 1348 01:20:59,680 --> 01:21:01,440 Tuko kwenye fujo gani, Tiwari ji. 1349 01:21:01,960 --> 01:21:03,480 Yote ni kwa sababu yako! 1350 01:21:03,680 --> 01:21:05,200 Ilikuwa ni lazima kutupa makaa? 1351 01:21:05,200 --> 01:21:06,600 Sikutupa! Iliruka yenyewe. 1352 01:21:06,600 --> 01:21:08,760 Hata hivyo inakuwaje?! Umenivuta kuzimu. 1353 01:21:55,440 --> 01:21:57,640 Sogeza! Sogeza! Ondoka hapa! 1354 01:21:57,640 --> 01:21:59,080 Akaniambia! 1355 01:21:59,200 --> 01:22:01,200 Bhaiya, njoo! Wewe toka nje! 1356 01:22:02,800 --> 01:22:05,680 Hiyo inaitwa tit-for-tat, Chhote! 1357 01:22:06,840 --> 01:22:08,440 Mama ji... 1358 01:22:10,800 --> 01:22:12,120 Angalia... 1359 01:22:12,360 --> 01:22:14,160 Jinsi wanavyolazimisha 1360 01:22:14,160 --> 01:22:16,560 Laddoo ke Bhaiya na Barbhuti ji kucheza! 1361 01:22:16,560 --> 01:22:18,960 Na asubuhi, wanapanga kuwaua! 1362 01:22:18,960 --> 01:22:22,080 sijui la kufanya! 1363 01:22:22,320 --> 01:22:25,920 Mama ji, ikiwa chochote kitatokea kwa Bhaiya ya Laddoo, 1364 01:22:26,160 --> 01:22:29,040 Ninaapa nitaacha maisha yangu hapa! 1365 01:22:29,040 --> 01:22:29,680 Hapana mpendwa! 1366 01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:31,080 Usiseme hivyo. 1367 01:22:32,200 --> 01:22:33,920 Ninaelewa kutojiweza kwako. 1368 01:22:34,320 --> 01:22:36,240 Lakini wale mama.... - Ee mungu! 1369 01:22:36,640 --> 01:22:37,800 Pole mpendwa. 1370 01:22:38,040 --> 01:22:39,240 Nilibebwa. 1371 01:22:40,560 --> 01:22:42,960 Kwa kweli, sitaweza kukusaidia moja kwa moja. 1372 01:22:43,200 --> 01:22:44,680 Lakini kuna njia. 1373 01:22:45,240 --> 01:22:48,000 Ukichukua njia hiyo, kitu kinaweza kutokea. 1374 01:22:48,000 --> 01:22:51,480 Mamaji, tuambie njia. Tutafanya chochote kinachohitajika! 1375 01:22:51,840 --> 01:22:54,280 Ondoka hapa na uelekee kusini. 1376 01:22:54,400 --> 01:22:57,240 Umbali mfupi tu ni hekalu la babu zetu. 1377 01:22:57,400 --> 01:23:00,600 Kuna sanamu ya zamani hapo. 1378 01:23:00,720 --> 01:23:03,880 Chini ya sanamu hiyo ni handaki la siri. 1379 01:23:04,680 --> 01:23:08,200 Unaweza kutoroka kupitia hiyo. 1380 01:23:16,560 --> 01:23:18,240 Nini kinatokea hapa? 1381 01:23:18,240 --> 01:23:19,800 Shanti beta... [SHANTI]: Ndio? 1382 01:23:19,800 --> 01:23:21,480 Nimezungumza na wasichana wote wawili. 1383 01:23:21,480 --> 01:23:22,320 Oh ndio? 1384 01:23:22,320 --> 01:23:23,280 [MAMAJI]: Nimepata suluhu. 1385 01:23:23,280 --> 01:23:25,320 Hata ukiwaua hawa wawili sasa... - Ndio... 1386 01:23:25,760 --> 01:23:27,360 - bado watakuwa wanawake walioolewa. 1387 01:23:27,480 --> 01:23:28,440 Je! - Hapana. 1388 01:23:28,440 --> 01:23:29,400 Kwa hivyo hapa kuna mpango bora ... 1389 01:23:29,520 --> 01:23:31,440 Kuna hekalu la zamani karibu. 1390 01:23:32,160 --> 01:23:33,240 Ni kutoka nyakati za mababu zetu. 1391 01:23:33,240 --> 01:23:34,440 Tutawapeleka hawa wanne huko. 1392 01:23:34,880 --> 01:23:35,400 Hmm. 1393 01:23:35,520 --> 01:23:39,120 Tutafanya ibada huko mahusiano yao yote ya ndoa ni magumu. 1394 01:23:39,600 --> 01:23:42,080 Mara baada ya hayo, watakuwa huru kutoka kwa waume zao. 1395 01:23:42,080 --> 01:23:44,560 Na kisha nyinyi wawili mnaweza kuwaoa. Sitakuwa na hatia pia! 1396 01:23:44,560 --> 01:23:46,320 Lo! Je, hilo linawezekana kweli? 1397 01:23:46,440 --> 01:23:48,120 Bila shaka ndivyo! - Hapana! 1398 01:23:48,480 --> 01:23:51,000 Hapana! Sitamuacha mke wangu! 1399 01:23:51,120 --> 01:23:53,080 Yeye ni mpenzi wa maisha yangu! Sitamruhusu aende! 1400 01:23:53,080 --> 01:23:54,560 Mama... - Baba au Mama ... 1401 01:23:54,560 --> 01:23:56,160 Sitamtaliki! 1402 01:23:56,480 --> 01:23:58,200 Vibhu… Jaribu kuelewa. Vibhu... 1403 01:23:58,680 --> 01:24:01,200 Ni sawa. - Na pagli, sitaondoka wewe pia. Haijalishi nini! 1404 01:24:01,320 --> 01:24:04,160 Laddoo ke Bhaiya, jaribu kuelewa... 1405 01:24:04,160 --> 01:24:07,480 Kuna nini cha kuelewa?! Nilikuambia sitakupa talaka. 1406 01:24:07,720 --> 01:24:11,040 Umemaliza?! Kila mtu amemaliza drama yake? 1407 01:24:11,400 --> 01:24:12,480 Wapige! 1408 01:24:12,960 --> 01:24:13,760 Kranti... 1409 01:24:14,440 --> 01:24:15,600 Kesho, unaenda hekaluni - 1410 01:24:16,120 --> 01:24:19,680 Maliza matambiko yote na kumaliza ndoa hii. 1411 01:24:19,840 --> 01:24:21,440 Ndio Bhaiya. - Kabisa. 1412 01:24:22,680 --> 01:24:24,000 [SHANTI]: Nzuri! 1413 01:24:26,240 --> 01:24:27,600 [VIBHUTI GUNTS] 1414 01:24:27,880 --> 01:24:29,160 Kranti ji, acha. 1415 01:24:29,440 --> 01:24:32,400 Acha hapo hapo. Huwezi kwenda zaidi. 1416 01:24:32,760 --> 01:24:35,840 Kwa nini? - Jambo ni kwamba mapokeo ya hekalu yanasema hivyo 1417 01:24:36,120 --> 01:24:40,120 - watu tu ambao wana 'fartner' inaweza kwenda zaidi ya hatua hii. 1418 01:24:40,120 --> 01:24:42,040 ‘Fartner’ wako yuko pamoja nawe, sivyo? 1419 01:24:42,240 --> 01:24:45,160 Ulisema nini? - Anamaanisha 'mpenzi' mwanaume. 1420 01:24:45,360 --> 01:24:46,600 Umeelewa! 1421 01:24:46,600 --> 01:24:49,800 Kranti ji, kwa sasa yeye ni mshirika wangu. 1422 01:24:49,800 --> 01:24:53,280 Wewe bado, kwa hivyo tafadhali usije zaidi. 1423 01:24:54,520 --> 01:24:57,000 Siendi huko na wewe! - Vibhu, njoo! 1424 01:24:57,000 --> 01:24:59,520 Siendi juu. Nihesabu nje. 1425 01:24:59,520 --> 01:25:02,520 Laddoo ke Bhaiya... [TIWARI]: Hapana. - Hapana. Nihesabu nje. 1426 01:25:02,520 --> 01:25:05,080 Mimi pia sija. - Jambo! 1427 01:25:05,160 --> 01:25:06,560 Ikiwa sio hapa, basi huko juu! [TIWARI]: Eee... 1428 01:25:06,560 --> 01:25:09,240 Mbona unakuwa mkaidi sana? Twende tu! 1429 01:25:09,240 --> 01:25:10,680 Njoo. Twende zetu. - Twende wanawake. 1430 01:25:10,800 --> 01:25:11,520 [TIWARI FARTS] 1431 01:25:11,880 --> 01:25:14,280 Nani alisema hivyo? - Tausi. Ilikuwa ni simu ya tausi. 1432 01:25:14,280 --> 01:25:15,040 Umesema sawa. 1433 01:25:18,000 --> 01:25:18,720 [ANITA]: Vibhu, fanya haraka! 1434 01:25:19,200 --> 01:25:20,240 [VIBHUTI]: Ndiyo mtoto. nakuja. 1435 01:25:20,640 --> 01:25:21,240 [ANITA]: Njoo. 1436 01:25:22,920 --> 01:25:23,760 [ANGOORI]: Njoo njoo. 1437 01:25:27,360 --> 01:25:30,840 Vibhu, Tiwari ji, mambo vipi nyie wawili wajinga sana? 1438 01:25:30,960 --> 01:25:32,760 W-w-unamaanisha nini, Bhabhi ji? 1439 01:25:32,760 --> 01:25:36,240 Niliendelea kukukonyeza macho, tena na tena! Na haukupata ishara hata kidogo! 1440 01:25:36,240 --> 01:25:37,840 Unasema nini, Bhabhi ji? 1441 01:25:37,840 --> 01:25:40,960 Mtazamo huu... ishara hii... nilikosaje? 1442 01:25:41,040 --> 01:25:42,600 Lakini kwa nini ulikuwa unamkonyeza? 1443 01:25:42,600 --> 01:25:45,360 Kwa hivyo haungekataa kuja hekaluni! 1444 01:25:45,480 --> 01:25:48,120 Jambo ni kwamba - Mamaji alituambia ... 1445 01:25:48,240 --> 01:25:50,640 kutoka chini ya hekalu hili, 1446 01:25:50,640 --> 01:25:53,160 anaendesha chupi ya siri. 1447 01:25:53,600 --> 01:25:56,400 Bhabhi ji, anauza chupi na fulana. 1448 01:25:56,400 --> 01:25:58,600 Ulimaanisha handaki la 'chini ya ardhi'! 1449 01:25:58,800 --> 01:26:00,240 Umeelewa! 1450 01:26:00,320 --> 01:26:02,520 Tiwari ji, hoja hii kitu. 1451 01:26:02,760 --> 01:26:04,960 Isogeze! - Twende. Njoo. 1452 01:26:07,800 --> 01:26:09,960 [VYOTE WANASHANGILIA] 1453 01:26:09,960 --> 01:26:11,840 Tutaokolewa! 1454 01:26:12,280 --> 01:26:12,960 Bhaiya? 1455 01:26:13,760 --> 01:26:14,760 Je, si kuchelewa kidogo? 1456 01:26:38,200 --> 01:26:40,160 Ee mungu, ni vumbi na moto sana! 1457 01:26:44,240 --> 01:26:46,200 [ANITA]: Makini. [VIBHUTI]: Makini Bhabi ji. 1458 01:26:46,200 --> 01:26:47,040 Makini, Bhabhi ji! 1459 01:26:49,480 --> 01:26:51,480 Tiwari ji... [ANITA]: Tiwari ji njoo... 1460 01:26:51,720 --> 01:26:52,840 [VIBHUTI]: Toka nje! 1461 01:26:53,280 --> 01:26:54,400 [ANITA]: Njoo haraka. 1462 01:26:54,600 --> 01:26:55,280 Ee mungu. 1463 01:26:55,360 --> 01:26:55,920 [ANITA]: Njoo haraka. 1464 01:26:56,040 --> 01:26:56,880 [ANITA]: Twende. 1465 01:26:57,160 --> 01:26:57,920 Tiwari ji... [TIWARI]: Ndio? 1466 01:26:58,120 --> 01:26:59,760 Nadhani huu ni ufunguzi. 1467 01:27:01,120 --> 01:27:02,720 Hebu jaribu kuisukuma. 1468 01:27:05,520 --> 01:27:08,040 [VIBHUTI]: Ndiyo! Huu ndio ufunguzi. Lakini Tiwari ji... 1469 01:27:08,680 --> 01:27:11,520 Tiwari ji, tunahitaji kuwa makini. Kuna matokeo mawili yanayowezekana: 1470 01:27:11,520 --> 01:27:15,760 [ANGOORI]: Ndio? - Ikiwa kifuniko kinafungua kwenye barabara kuu, 1471 01:27:15,880 --> 01:27:18,520 unaweza kugongwa na lori. 1472 01:27:18,520 --> 01:27:19,920 Mungu wangu! - Ah mungu wangu! 1473 01:27:19,920 --> 01:27:22,680 Hali ya pili, ikiwa inafungua 1474 01:27:23,080 --> 01:27:25,760 na sh*** ya mtu, na mdomo wako wazi! 1475 01:27:25,920 --> 01:27:27,280 Kwa hivyo, tafadhali weka mdomo wako, funga! 1476 01:27:27,280 --> 01:27:28,320 Ndiyo. [ANGOORI]: Ee mungu wangu! 1477 01:27:28,560 --> 01:27:32,080 Njoo. Sukuma. [ANITA]: Wacha. Fungua tu! 1478 01:27:33,880 --> 01:27:36,000 [VIPINDI VYA MLANGO] 1479 01:27:36,320 --> 01:27:37,520 [SHANTI]: Subiri. 1480 01:27:39,840 --> 01:27:40,720 Nini kimetokea bhaiya? 1481 01:27:52,840 --> 01:27:54,600 [WOTE WAMESHTUKA] 1482 01:28:00,720 --> 01:28:01,840 [ANGOORI]: Ee mungu wangu! [ANITA]: Ee mungu! 1483 01:28:01,840 --> 01:28:04,960 Tulidhani hatima ingeangaza ... 1484 01:28:06,120 --> 01:28:07,720 Lakini nani alijua...? 1485 01:28:08,880 --> 01:28:10,200 naapa... 1486 01:28:10,560 --> 01:28:12,240 Fungua macho na... 1487 01:28:13,080 --> 01:28:15,520 Hatima itakuwa tayari - kuuma! 1488 01:28:15,880 --> 01:28:16,920 Toka nje! 1489 01:28:17,280 --> 01:28:18,320 [SHANTI]: Toka nje! 1490 01:28:38,800 --> 01:28:40,040 Angoori... - Ndio? 1491 01:28:40,960 --> 01:28:43,360 Ulichukua faida ya uaminifu wangu. 1492 01:28:44,400 --> 01:28:48,600 Ni hivyo tu, Shanti ji, mimi pia kuhisi 'chai ya kijani'. 1493 01:28:48,600 --> 01:28:52,080 Bhabhiji, ana hatia, ana hatia. - Umeipata sawa! 1494 01:28:55,480 --> 01:28:56,840 Bhaisaab kaa. 1495 01:29:02,800 --> 01:29:04,960 Bhaisaab, chukua kidogo tu ina nguvu sana. 1496 01:29:05,680 --> 01:29:08,760 Unafikiri hii ni sherehe ya furaha? Mujra fulani unaendelea hapa? 1497 01:29:08,760 --> 01:29:09,840 Nipe bastola. 1498 01:29:16,880 --> 01:29:19,520 Kuna adhabu moja tu kwa usaliti… Kifo. 1499 01:29:19,520 --> 01:29:20,920 Mungu wangu! 1500 01:29:20,920 --> 01:29:24,600 Sh-Shanti ji, tafadhali, usitufanyie hivi! 1501 01:29:24,600 --> 01:29:29,120 Shanti ji, tunakuomba. Usitufanye wajane tafadhali. 1502 01:29:29,200 --> 01:29:32,240 Tafadhali, ni ombi la unyenyekevu. Sio kosa lao! 1503 01:29:32,240 --> 01:29:34,600 Halafu kosa lilikuwa la nani? - Vibhuti ji's! 1504 01:29:34,600 --> 01:29:37,720 [ANITA]: Tiwari ji?! - Hapana hapana - ninamaanisha sehemu yangu pia. Sote wawili, kidogo. 1505 01:29:37,720 --> 01:29:41,320 Angalia, tunakubali, ilikuwa ni kosa letu. Ndiyo, makosa yetu. 1506 01:29:41,560 --> 01:29:43,080 Lakini Bhabhi ji hana hatia sana. - Je! 1507 01:29:43,080 --> 01:29:46,240 Hapana, namaanisha zote mbili wake zetu hawana hatia. 1508 01:29:46,520 --> 01:29:48,600 Waligundua tu kuhusu yetu 1509 01:29:48,600 --> 01:29:51,080 mpango wa kutoroka baada ya kuingia hekaluni. 1510 01:29:51,240 --> 01:29:52,160 Ndiyo. 1511 01:29:52,160 --> 01:29:55,480 Kwa kweli, walisihi pamoja nasi tusikusaliti. 1512 01:29:55,600 --> 01:29:58,560 Lakini sisi ndio ambao akawasukuma kwenye handaki. 1513 01:29:58,560 --> 01:29:59,600 Je, ni ukweli, 1514 01:29:59,600 --> 01:30:02,480 au kifua chako kinavimba kwa upendo, wewe msaliti? 1515 01:30:02,520 --> 01:30:04,920 Hapana, anasema ukweli. Sio hata chembe ya uongo! 1516 01:30:04,920 --> 01:30:07,920 Bhaiya, nahisi haya pia wanawake ni wajinga kweli. 1517 01:30:08,720 --> 01:30:10,480 Ni wahuni hawa wawili ambao ni wachezaji halisi. 1518 01:30:10,480 --> 01:30:12,880 Kranti! Usikatishe leo, sawa? 1519 01:30:14,560 --> 01:30:17,640 Usaliti huu unastahili adhabu. 1520 01:30:17,800 --> 01:30:19,360 Sawa. Sawa. 1521 01:30:20,040 --> 01:30:21,760 Tunakubali kosa letu. 1522 01:30:21,760 --> 01:30:23,800 Lakini tuna ombi dogo. 1523 01:30:24,640 --> 01:30:27,440 Tafadhali usinifunge juu katika kiini giza. 1524 01:30:27,800 --> 01:30:30,640 Kwa sababu nina hofu ya giza. 1525 01:30:30,640 --> 01:30:33,040 Mimi… Nina hasira kali. 1526 01:30:33,360 --> 01:30:35,600 - Ndiyo. Tafadhali usininyonge kutoka kwa urefu. 1527 01:30:35,600 --> 01:30:38,640 Kwa sababu ninaogopa ya urefu. Hofu! 1528 01:30:38,640 --> 01:30:39,600 Ndiyo. 1529 01:30:39,920 --> 01:30:42,600 Na tafadhali usifanye nisukume ndani ya maji. 1530 01:30:42,600 --> 01:30:44,760 Nina hofu ya kuzama. 1531 01:30:44,880 --> 01:30:46,600 Inaitwa hydrophobia. 1532 01:30:46,640 --> 01:30:48,280 Hapana, tufanye jambo moja. 1533 01:30:48,280 --> 01:30:51,160 Tutawapa nyinyi wawili kadi ya menyu ya adhabu. 1534 01:30:51,160 --> 01:30:52,200 Anaelewa sana. 1535 01:30:52,200 --> 01:30:53,200 [SHANTI]: Walaghai! 1536 01:30:53,200 --> 01:30:56,560 Tutafunga zote mbili wewe katika chumba giza. 1537 01:30:56,560 --> 01:30:58,320 Mpaka ndoa ifanyike, 1538 01:30:58,320 --> 01:31:00,840 hautapata hata tone la maji ... 1539 01:31:01,520 --> 01:31:03,040 au nafaka moja ya chakula. 1540 01:31:03,040 --> 01:31:04,280 Una njaa na kiu tu, Bhaiya? 1541 01:31:04,480 --> 01:31:06,880 Hiyo ni rahisi sana adhabu kwao. 1542 01:31:06,880 --> 01:31:08,400 Nyamaza, Kranti, nyamaza. 1543 01:31:08,400 --> 01:31:09,800 Ulienda nini kwa hekalu kufanya? 1544 01:31:09,800 --> 01:31:11,000 Ulikuwa unafanya nini hapo? 1545 01:31:11,000 --> 01:31:12,760 Lazima alienda kuiba slippers, idiot. 1546 01:31:12,760 --> 01:31:13,320 Nini?! 1547 01:31:13,800 --> 01:31:15,400 Mungu akubariki, mwanangu. Endelea. 1548 01:31:15,400 --> 01:31:16,240 [MASTERJI]: Ninajivunia wewe. 1549 01:31:16,320 --> 01:31:18,120 Sikutarajia hili kutoka kwako. 1550 01:31:18,120 --> 01:31:18,760 Pole bhaisaab. 1551 01:31:22,760 --> 01:31:24,320 Angoori ji, sikiliza sikiliza! -Ndiyo? 1552 01:31:24,480 --> 01:31:26,120 Nimepata wazo zuri. 1553 01:31:26,240 --> 01:31:28,720 Ni nini? 'Mapenzi' na mimi pia? 1554 01:31:28,840 --> 01:31:30,880 Angoori ji, sio 'affair'. Ni ‘share’. 1555 01:31:31,000 --> 01:31:32,400 Umeelewa! Ni nini? 1556 01:31:32,800 --> 01:31:34,600 Angoori ji, umewahi kugundua, 1557 01:31:34,960 --> 01:31:37,600 ndugu hawa, Shanti na Kranti... 1558 01:31:37,840 --> 01:31:40,720 daima kuna kidogo ya chuki kati yao. 1559 01:31:41,320 --> 01:31:42,800 Ndiyo, nimeiona. 1560 01:31:42,880 --> 01:31:46,240 Shanti ji alimkemea Kranti ji kwa ukali kabisa. 1561 01:31:46,280 --> 01:31:47,360 Hasa! 1562 01:31:47,640 --> 01:31:51,360 Kwa hivyo ikiwa ... tunamwaga mafuta kidogo ... 1563 01:31:51,760 --> 01:31:54,800 ndani ya cheche hizo na kuwasha moto unaofaa? 1564 01:31:54,800 --> 01:31:56,640 Tatizo zima lingeweza kutatuliwa. 1565 01:31:56,640 --> 01:31:58,880 Unasemaje? - Ndiyo! 1566 01:31:59,160 --> 01:32:01,000 Ndiyo, mpango ni mzuri. 1567 01:32:01,000 --> 01:32:03,560 Lakini tutafanyaje, Anita ji? 1568 01:32:03,680 --> 01:32:05,520 Je! - Angoori ji… Angoori ji… 1569 01:32:06,040 --> 01:32:07,520 Hari om, hari om, hari om... 1570 01:32:07,520 --> 01:32:08,920 Mama ji huwezi kuingia. 1571 01:32:10,360 --> 01:32:11,240 Unathubutu kunizuia? 1572 01:32:11,640 --> 01:32:12,600 Mama... -Maa saab... 1573 01:32:12,760 --> 01:32:13,360 Mwalimu ji! 1574 01:32:14,080 --> 01:32:15,200 Unasemaje? 1575 01:32:17,040 --> 01:32:18,200 Nisamehe. Nimepata kidogo... 1576 01:32:18,840 --> 01:32:19,760 - wamechukuliwa. 1577 01:32:20,720 --> 01:32:21,960 Mwana, mkwe wangu amejifungia ndani. 1578 01:32:22,320 --> 01:32:24,360 Ili kurekebisha kichwa chake katika dakika zake za mwisho, 1579 01:32:24,640 --> 01:32:26,080 - Ninataka kumbariki kwa hekima fulani. 1580 01:32:26,840 --> 01:32:28,080 Hekima gani, Mamaji? 1581 01:32:28,240 --> 01:32:29,400 Niachie mimi. 1582 01:32:31,000 --> 01:32:33,920 Ulikuja bila mtoto ... 1583 01:32:34,400 --> 01:32:36,720 Je! - Moto wa nyika ni karibu pori! 1584 01:32:38,120 --> 01:32:41,040 Hata mtende mrefu ni haina maana kama hakuna ndege anayeweza kukaa.. 1585 01:32:41,160 --> 01:32:44,080 Nenda mbele, Mamaji. - Ndiyo ndiyo. Nenda mbele. 1586 01:32:44,160 --> 01:32:47,080 [TIWARI FARTS] Tiwari ji, unafanya nini?! Kuwa na huruma. Nimelala kwenye mapaja yako! 1587 01:32:47,080 --> 01:32:50,200 Naweza kufanya nini, Bhabhuti ji? Nimepoteza udhibiti ... Wewe ... huh? 1588 01:32:56,320 --> 01:32:58,760 Nini kinaendelea, watoto? 1589 01:32:58,920 --> 01:33:01,280 Hii ni nini? Mbona unabembeleza kwa nguvu sana? 1590 01:33:01,280 --> 01:33:03,600 Ulikuja mikono mitupu tena, sivyo? 1591 01:33:03,720 --> 01:33:06,200 Tunakufa kwa njaa humu ndani, na hukuleta chochote? 1592 01:33:06,200 --> 01:33:08,160 Nilileta kitu. - Je! 1593 01:33:08,360 --> 01:33:10,360 Parathas na kachumbari! - Wapi?! Wapi?! 1594 01:33:10,560 --> 01:33:12,080 Hapa hapa... mmm... Ndiyo... 1595 01:33:16,880 --> 01:33:18,480 Parathas za moto! 1596 01:33:19,440 --> 01:33:21,720 Kukamata! 1597 01:33:22,280 --> 01:33:24,560 Na kachumbari pia - subiri - 1598 01:33:25,760 --> 01:33:28,520 Eww! 1599 01:33:30,040 --> 01:33:32,800 [MAMAJI]: Inaonekana kama pakiti imepasuka. 1600 01:33:33,040 --> 01:33:35,080 Kachumbari ilivuja kwenye nguo yangu ya ndani. 1601 01:33:35,680 --> 01:33:38,120 Nguo za ndani kabisa zimeharibika. 1602 01:33:38,320 --> 01:33:40,840 Hata hivyo, ichukue. Furahia. 1603 01:33:41,080 --> 01:33:43,600 Kachumbari na paratha. [GIGGLES] 1604 01:33:45,160 --> 01:33:47,240 Mama mwenye huzuni kama nini. 1605 01:33:47,360 --> 01:33:49,760 Hapa! Kula. Ulikuwa unasema, 1606 01:33:50,040 --> 01:33:51,480 - "Ikiwa kuna maisha, kuna tumaini." Sasa kula! 1607 01:33:52,280 --> 01:33:53,960 Shanti ji… 1608 01:33:54,240 --> 01:33:55,760 Shanti ji… 1609 01:33:55,760 --> 01:33:56,480 Je! 1610 01:33:57,920 --> 01:34:01,280 Nimekuletea maji. 1611 01:34:01,360 --> 01:34:04,040 Lazima uwe unahisi joto katika joto hili. 1612 01:34:04,520 --> 01:34:06,920 Ndiyo. Sikuwa na joto hapo awali, 1613 01:34:06,920 --> 01:34:08,800 lakini sasa kidogo... 1614 01:34:08,800 --> 01:34:11,320 Nipe. - Ah mungu wangu! 1615 01:34:13,480 --> 01:34:15,280 Naweza kusema kitu? 1616 01:34:16,560 --> 01:34:17,520 Endelea. 1617 01:34:17,760 --> 01:34:21,200 Unaona, sasa nitakuwa mke wako. 1618 01:34:21,360 --> 01:34:25,600 Kwa hivyo inanikasirisha sana wakati mtu mwingine ‘anakunyanyasa’. 1619 01:34:30,720 --> 01:34:31,440 Je! 1620 01:34:31,440 --> 01:34:36,200 Jinsi ndugu yako anavyotukana mbele ya kila mtu, 1621 01:34:36,680 --> 01:34:39,320 Sipendi kabisa. 1622 01:34:39,680 --> 01:34:41,400 Ni lini Bhaisaab alinitukana? 1623 01:34:41,600 --> 01:34:44,160 Namaanisha, wakati unazungumza, 1624 01:34:44,160 --> 01:34:46,040 aliendelea kumkatisha, 1625 01:34:46,040 --> 01:34:47,400 kutoa maoni bila mpangilio... 1626 01:34:47,560 --> 01:34:49,360 Huna haki hata kidogo 1627 01:34:49,480 --> 01:34:51,280 kufanya mapendekezo? 1628 01:34:51,640 --> 01:34:54,920 Kuuliza maswali? 1629 01:34:55,600 --> 01:34:58,360 Ulimwambia hata asifanye, 1630 01:34:58,520 --> 01:35:01,640 na bado aliingiliana 1631 01:35:04,360 --> 01:35:08,360 Hiyo ndiyo ninayopenda na - ujinga wako. 1632 01:35:08,440 --> 01:35:09,960 Ulisema nini? 1633 01:35:11,520 --> 01:35:16,040 Haiingiliki, inaingiliwa! 1634 01:35:16,640 --> 01:35:17,880 Umeelewa! 1635 01:35:25,040 --> 01:35:26,240 Krantu... 1636 01:35:37,680 --> 01:35:40,120 Ahh... Ah wow... 1637 01:35:41,840 --> 01:35:43,920 Wote wawili wamebebwa na usingizi. 1638 01:35:43,920 --> 01:35:45,480 Inaonekana kama kachumbari-paratha combo kweli imepiga doa! 1639 01:35:45,920 --> 01:35:46,800 Mamaji... 1640 01:35:47,320 --> 01:35:49,280 kama umeleta chakula tena, 1641 01:35:49,800 --> 01:35:51,760 vunjwa kutoka kwenye mfuko wa 'crotch', 1642 01:35:51,920 --> 01:35:54,560 basi sina hamu. Sijui juu yake. 1643 01:35:54,960 --> 01:35:56,400 Nitaleta chakula mara ngapi? 1644 01:35:56,680 --> 01:35:57,720 Je, matumbo yako hayajajaa? 1645 01:35:58,000 --> 01:35:59,800 Kweli tumemaliza, 1646 01:36:00,480 --> 01:36:02,160 lakini sasa tunakufa kwa kiu. 1647 01:36:02,560 --> 01:36:04,120 Ndiyo, mwanangu. 1648 01:36:04,400 --> 01:36:05,640 Nimeleta maji pia. 1649 01:36:07,400 --> 01:36:09,360 Chupa iko wapi? sioni. 1650 01:36:09,840 --> 01:36:11,200 Mama- - Mamaji... 1651 01:36:11,440 --> 01:36:13,680 Pole, samahani. Nilibebwa tena. 1652 01:36:15,160 --> 01:36:18,600 Nimetumia akili mkuu kuleta maji haya... 1653 01:36:18,960 --> 01:36:20,040 Ndiyo. 1654 01:36:20,960 --> 01:36:22,760 Kutoka 'bwawa la juu'! 1655 01:36:30,960 --> 01:36:33,040 Ahh ... njoo, kunywa! Nani anataka kwenda kwanza? 1656 01:36:40,200 --> 01:36:41,160 Hongera. - Hongera, Bhaiya. 1657 01:36:44,160 --> 01:36:47,560 Chhote, leo baba yetu lazima awe na furaha sana, 1658 01:36:48,240 --> 01:36:49,200 kutazama kutoka juu. 1659 01:36:50,760 --> 01:36:51,120 Hiyo... 1660 01:36:52,600 --> 01:36:56,480 wanawe na wake zao wa baadaye... 1661 01:36:57,240 --> 01:36:59,640 wako nje ya msitu wakiwa na picnic pamoja… Sawa? 1662 01:36:59,800 --> 01:37:02,240 Ndiyo, Bhaiya. - Si sawa? 1663 01:37:04,560 --> 01:37:05,520 Hatimaye... 1664 01:37:06,760 --> 01:37:09,160 inahisi kama tutapata hatimaye 1665 01:37:09,160 --> 01:37:10,800 kuishi maisha sahihi ya familia. 1666 01:37:10,960 --> 01:37:11,560 Ndiyo, Chhote. 1667 01:37:12,240 --> 01:37:13,680 Angoori ji... - Ndio? 1668 01:37:14,080 --> 01:37:16,920 Wakati umefika. Ni wakati wa kumwaga mafuta kwenye moto. 1669 01:37:16,920 --> 01:37:20,640 Hebu tuanze. - Je, nianze? Je, ni sawa? 1670 01:37:21,440 --> 01:37:23,680 Angalia, Anita ji, inatosha! 1671 01:37:23,680 --> 01:37:26,160 Sitasikia mwingine neno dhidi ya Shanti ji. 1672 01:37:26,160 --> 01:37:27,760 Ujinga wako umeisha sasa. 1673 01:37:28,280 --> 01:37:31,440 Angoori ji, sema kwa heshima! Unaongea kwa ujinga kama huu! 1674 01:37:31,680 --> 01:37:32,760 Hakuna adabu hata kidogo. 1675 01:37:33,040 --> 01:37:33,640 Nini kilitokea? 1676 01:37:34,440 --> 01:37:36,920 Angalia, Kranti ji. Hii ni matusi sana. 1677 01:37:36,960 --> 01:37:38,560 Angoori ji alisema tu kwamba - 1678 01:37:38,800 --> 01:37:40,400 wewe ni mjukuu wa kaka yako, 1679 01:37:41,040 --> 01:37:42,000 kivuli chake kidogo, 1680 01:37:42,840 --> 01:37:43,800 mtu anayetingisha mkia, 1681 01:37:44,160 --> 01:37:46,120 na hata kusema wewe gurudumu la tano la gari! 1682 01:37:46,760 --> 01:37:47,840 Oh kweli? 1683 01:37:47,840 --> 01:37:49,400 Na hautasema 1684 01:37:49,400 --> 01:37:51,600 ulisema nini kuhusu Shanti ji wangu? 1685 01:37:52,000 --> 01:37:54,280 Bila shaka huwezi! Ngoja nikuambie. 1686 01:37:54,360 --> 01:37:56,720 Shanti ji, unajua alisema nini? 1687 01:37:56,760 --> 01:37:57,040 Je! 1688 01:37:57,400 --> 01:38:00,280 Alisema wewe ni mjanja sana, mjanja, 1689 01:38:00,400 --> 01:38:03,800 mhuni, na kwamba unachukua faida ya mdogo wako. 1690 01:38:03,920 --> 01:38:07,240 Na hata kukuita ... upara. Mara mbili! 1691 01:38:25,640 --> 01:38:28,360 [TIWARI FARTS] - Tiwari ji mpira wako wa canon ni akaelekea kwangu! 1692 01:38:28,360 --> 01:38:29,480 Njoo. Kuwa na huruma! 1693 01:38:30,000 --> 01:38:31,560 [MUUZAJI]: Bhabhi ji, angalia hizi! Lehenga moja bora kuliko inayofuata. 1694 01:38:31,880 --> 01:38:32,880 Angalia rangi hii! 1695 01:38:33,200 --> 01:38:36,200 Na hii, ni mpya kabisa kwenye soko. Inavuma kabisa sasa hivi. 1696 01:38:36,520 --> 01:38:39,560 [MUUZAJI]:Na huyu, huyu ina kazi maalum zari. 1697 01:38:40,080 --> 01:38:41,080 [MUUZAJI]: Itakufaa kikamilifu. 1698 01:38:41,360 --> 01:38:42,040 Na wewe pia. 1699 01:38:42,480 --> 01:38:44,160 Nimeipenda hii, ndugu. 1700 01:38:44,480 --> 01:38:46,120 Hapana, nilimgusa huyu kwanza! 1701 01:38:46,120 --> 01:38:47,760 Hapana, napenda hii. 1702 01:38:47,840 --> 01:38:50,800 Rangi hii ya zambarau inafaa Bhabhi ji vizuri sana. 1703 01:38:51,280 --> 01:38:53,880 Anaonekana ho .. mzuri ndani yake. 1704 01:38:54,480 --> 01:38:55,800 Bhabhuti ji... -Ndiyo? 1705 01:38:55,880 --> 01:38:58,440 Mke wangu anapata kuolewa na mtu mwingine, 1706 01:38:58,600 --> 01:39:00,520 na unasaidia yeye kuchagua lehenga? 1707 01:39:00,680 --> 01:39:01,680 Angalia, Anita ji, 1708 01:39:02,080 --> 01:39:04,560 sasa usemi wako haujalishi. 1709 01:39:04,720 --> 01:39:07,920 [ANGOORI]: Itabidi uzoee kunisikiliza kuanzia sasa. 1710 01:39:08,120 --> 01:39:08,680 KWA NINI? 1711 01:39:09,120 --> 01:39:12,520 Kwa sababu ninaoa kaka mkubwa. 1712 01:39:12,760 --> 01:39:15,680 Kwa hivyo kiufundi, niko sasa Jethani wako (mkwe-mkwe). 1713 01:39:16,440 --> 01:39:17,600 Hiyo ni kweli. 1714 01:39:17,960 --> 01:39:18,840 Yeye ni Yethani. 1715 01:39:19,280 --> 01:39:20,160 Hapa, chukua hii. 1716 01:39:20,920 --> 01:39:22,360 Kwa hivyo unachosema ni kwamba, 1717 01:39:22,600 --> 01:39:24,400 - kaka mdogo na bibi yake, 1718 01:39:24,400 --> 01:39:26,800 hustahili heshima? 1719 01:39:26,880 --> 01:39:29,520 Hapana hapana! Mdogo pia anastahili heshima. 1720 01:39:29,600 --> 01:39:31,920 Hiyo ni kweli. Hapa, chukua hii. 1721 01:39:32,320 --> 01:39:34,440 Nitachukua hii. - Hapana, nitachukua hii. 1722 01:39:34,560 --> 01:39:36,240 Nitachukua hii. - Hapana, nitachukua hii. 1723 01:39:36,240 --> 01:39:38,080 Nitachukua hii. - Hapana, nitachukua hii. 1724 01:39:38,080 --> 01:39:39,000 [ANGOORI]: Nitachukua hii. 1725 01:39:49,840 --> 01:39:50,800 Ee Mungu wangu! 1726 01:39:50,800 --> 01:39:53,520 Wote wawili wakipigania lehenga moja. 1727 01:39:54,080 --> 01:39:56,000 [SHANTI]: Lakini uhusiano wa kindugu ... 1728 01:39:56,280 --> 01:40:00,960 - itabaki safi kuliko kioo. 1729 01:40:01,240 --> 01:40:05,440 Mungu akubariki, mwanangu. Endelea. Nakupenda pia. 1730 01:40:22,400 --> 01:40:26,040 Hukufanya sawa nasi, Bacchu ji. 1731 01:40:26,160 --> 01:40:29,200 Mara ya kwanza, Zorawar alikubusu tu. 1732 01:40:29,200 --> 01:40:29,880 Nini?! 1733 01:40:30,280 --> 01:40:31,560 Mara ya pili, 1734 01:40:33,560 --> 01:40:36,640 atavuka mipaka yote ya upendo! 1735 01:40:37,040 --> 01:40:37,760 [KELELE] 1736 01:40:37,840 --> 01:40:39,840 Kwa hivyo bora uniambie, 1737 01:40:41,960 --> 01:40:43,280 Bua ji yangu iko wapi? 1738 01:40:45,080 --> 01:40:45,760 Baba... 1739 01:40:46,320 --> 01:40:47,760 Mama aliniambia uko unatafuta Bua ji? 1740 01:40:48,200 --> 01:40:49,320 Kwa nini hukuniuliza? 1741 01:40:50,160 --> 01:40:51,600 Ungejuaje Bua ji iko? 1742 01:40:51,600 --> 01:40:53,520 Nimeweka vifuatiliaji kwenye teksi zetu zote. 1743 01:40:53,640 --> 01:40:55,040 Hata kwenye Bua ji. 1744 01:40:55,520 --> 01:40:56,920 Je, unataka niangalie eneo lake kwenye simu? 1745 01:40:57,840 --> 01:40:58,600 Fanya hivyo! Ifanye sasa! 1746 01:40:59,040 --> 01:41:00,760 Asante mwanangu...! 1747 01:41:40,720 --> 01:41:43,040 Ziviringishe kuwa nyembamba, tafadhali. Hizi ni nene sana. 1748 01:41:43,360 --> 01:41:44,520 Samosa haitakuwa crispy. 1749 01:41:44,520 --> 01:41:46,800 Yaar, mke wangu anaolewa na una wasiwasi na samosa? 1750 01:41:46,800 --> 01:41:48,520 Basi nini?! Hata yangu mke anaolewa? 1751 01:41:49,840 --> 01:41:51,680 Hivyo... - Tiwari ji leo, 1752 01:41:52,560 --> 01:41:54,560 Nitakufa mara 14 wakati huo harusi hii. mara 14. 1753 01:41:55,400 --> 01:41:57,480 Kuna phera 7 tu (raundi). Kwa nini vifo 14? 1754 01:41:58,040 --> 01:42:00,400 Mara 7 wakati Annu anachukua pheras… 1755 01:42:01,320 --> 01:42:02,800 Na mara 7 ... 1756 01:42:03,840 --> 01:42:05,760 wakati Bhabhi ji anachukua yake. 1757 01:42:05,760 --> 01:42:07,240 [VIBHUTI ANALIA] 1758 01:42:07,400 --> 01:42:09,040 Sawa! Sawa hapa. 1759 01:42:09,280 --> 01:42:10,280 Mimi pia! 1760 01:42:10,800 --> 01:42:12,720 Kaa imara. Twende zetu. [TIWARI FARTS] 1761 01:42:13,200 --> 01:42:14,440 Ee Mungu wangu, Tiwari ji! 1762 01:42:15,240 --> 01:42:16,840 Angalia wakati, 1763 01:42:17,120 --> 01:42:19,800 angalia mahali, angalia hali 1764 01:42:20,160 --> 01:42:21,240 na bado hutaacha? 1765 01:42:21,240 --> 01:42:23,320 Naweza kufanya nini? Nimepoteza udhibiti kabisa. 1766 01:45:06,360 --> 01:45:08,880 Harusi hii haiwezi kutokea. 1767 01:45:13,280 --> 01:45:16,560 Chhote, hauendi kuolewa ama. 1768 01:45:18,040 --> 01:45:19,760 Unasema nini, Bhaiya? 1769 01:45:20,280 --> 01:45:21,920 Kwa nini harusi hii haiwezi kutokea? 1770 01:45:22,120 --> 01:45:24,560 Kwa sababu ikiwa ndoa hii itatokea, 1771 01:45:25,320 --> 01:45:28,640 maisha saba yataangamizwa pamoja. 1772 01:45:30,280 --> 01:45:31,600 Saba? Hao saba ni akina nani, Bhaiya? 1773 01:45:31,920 --> 01:45:32,680 Wawili hawa... 1774 01:45:33,360 --> 01:45:36,000 wanawake hawa, sio furaha na harusi. 1775 01:45:36,480 --> 01:45:38,200 Wanawapenda sana waume zao. 1776 01:45:38,880 --> 01:45:40,680 Na wakati hawana furaha, 1777 01:45:41,440 --> 01:45:43,960 watatuwekaje furaha kwenye ndoa? Kwa hivyo sisi wawili.. 1778 01:45:44,600 --> 01:45:46,720 Kisha hizo mbili wao, waume zao. 1779 01:45:50,160 --> 01:45:51,000 Lakini Bhaiya, 1780 01:45:51,920 --> 01:45:54,320 hiyo ni sita tu. Nani wa saba? 1781 01:45:54,520 --> 01:45:55,040 Hiyo ni... 1782 01:45:57,400 --> 01:46:00,560 Unaniuliza? Unatilia shaka hesabu yangu sasa? 1783 01:46:00,560 --> 01:46:02,040 Hapana Bhaiya. 1784 01:46:02,560 --> 01:46:04,360 Lakini ninampenda. 1785 01:46:06,960 --> 01:46:10,320 Kupenda mtu ni upendo wa upande mmoja, Chhote. 1786 01:46:10,800 --> 01:46:14,600 Ndoa… ndoa ina maana ya kujiunga na mioyo. Sio kuvunja. 1787 01:46:14,600 --> 01:46:16,480 Ni mimi ndiye niliyepoteza akili. 1788 01:46:16,480 --> 01:46:18,600 Nilifikiria kulazimisha ndoa. 1789 01:46:18,800 --> 01:46:20,400 Tungefaidika nini kulazimisha harusi hii? 1790 01:46:20,400 --> 01:46:24,600 Mwili wake tu? Je, unaweza kupata roho yake, Chhote? 1791 01:46:24,600 --> 01:46:25,480 Hapana. 1792 01:46:27,440 --> 01:46:28,360 Bhaiya... 1793 01:46:29,560 --> 01:46:31,840 kama hujamuoa... 1794 01:46:32,920 --> 01:46:34,400 basi nani atakuoa? 1795 01:46:34,520 --> 01:46:35,920 Mtu ata… 1796 01:46:38,360 --> 01:46:39,760 Mtu ambaye... 1797 01:46:40,880 --> 01:46:43,200 Mtu ambaye hatahitaji nywele zangu. 1798 01:46:43,880 --> 01:46:47,680 Mtu ambaye atapendana naye roho ndani yangu. Sio nywele zangu. 1799 01:46:48,160 --> 01:46:50,760 Na hata kama haipo. Ni sawa. 1800 01:46:50,760 --> 01:46:51,960 Nitabaki single... 1801 01:46:52,440 --> 01:46:56,240 lakini sitakuwa na huruma. Hapana! 1802 01:46:56,480 --> 01:47:00,280 Na sijengi Taj Mahal kwenye kaburi la mtu yeyote, Chhote. 1803 01:47:00,280 --> 01:47:02,040 Hapana! Kamwe! 1804 01:47:02,680 --> 01:47:05,640 Mungu akubariki mwanangu. -Je! 1805 01:47:08,640 --> 01:47:10,720 Twende Chhote. 1806 01:47:41,040 --> 01:47:42,000 Pole. 1807 01:48:06,240 --> 01:48:12,480 [VYOTE WANASHANGILIA] 1808 01:48:15,600 --> 01:48:17,120 Sikiliza, sikiliza, sikiliza! 1809 01:48:17,440 --> 01:48:19,320 Naenda kutafuta baraka kutoka kwa Bwana. 1810 01:48:19,440 --> 01:48:21,080 Kwenda kumshukuru. 1811 01:48:21,280 --> 01:48:22,840 Sawa? Tuonane kote vinywaji jioni! 1812 01:48:22,960 --> 01:48:23,760 [WOTE WANACHEKA] 1813 01:48:23,800 --> 01:48:25,680 Yeye ni wa sura mbili. 1814 01:48:26,200 --> 01:48:28,800 Hujambo, Vibhuti Bhaiya! -Halo, Tiwari Seth... 1815 01:48:29,600 --> 01:48:30,840 Teeka, Tillu! Unafanya nini hapa? 1816 01:48:30,840 --> 01:48:32,040 Hii Vibhuti seti... 1817 01:48:32,440 --> 01:48:34,760 alimteka nyara bua ji (shangazi wa Bacchu Bhaiya). 1818 01:48:34,880 --> 01:48:37,240 na tulipaswa kuja wote njia hapa kwa sababu yake. 1819 01:48:37,960 --> 01:48:38,880 Vibhu...? 1820 01:48:40,040 --> 01:48:41,280 Mnaongea ujinga gani jamani? 1821 01:48:42,320 --> 01:48:43,520 Kwa nini nichukue Bua ji ya mtu? 1822 01:48:44,120 --> 01:48:45,360 Ikiwa ningemteka mtu, ingekuwa Bhabhi! 1823 01:48:45,360 --> 01:48:46,880 Namaanisha... Bhabhi ji wako (mke wangu). 1824 01:48:46,880 --> 01:48:49,800 Nani alisema Bua ji ya Bacchu ni mwanamke? 1825 01:48:49,920 --> 01:48:51,240 Nani alisema hivyo? 1826 01:48:51,360 --> 01:48:55,280 Tunazungumza juu ya teksi uliyochukua kutoka kwetu. 1827 01:48:55,480 --> 01:48:58,600 Bacchu Bhaiya anapenda sana teksi hiyo. 1828 01:48:58,880 --> 01:48:59,920 Usijue kitakachotokea sasa. 1829 01:49:00,240 --> 01:49:02,320 Na umeivunja vipande vipande! Tuliona tu nje. 1830 01:49:02,320 --> 01:49:04,360 Bacchu Bhaiya wako ni nini utanifanya, huh? 1831 01:49:04,520 --> 01:49:06,240 [MILIKI YA RISASI - ZOTE ZINAPIGA KELELE] 1832 01:49:10,320 --> 01:49:13,600 Huyu jamaa ni nani sasa? [TEEKA na TILLU]: BACCHU BHAIYA! 1833 01:49:13,920 --> 01:49:14,760 Kubwa! 1834 01:49:15,120 --> 01:49:16,240 Kichwa kipya kabisa. 1835 01:49:29,680 --> 01:49:30,440 [BACCHU MATEO] 1836 01:49:31,200 --> 01:49:33,840 Mlifanya nini watu kufanya na Bua Ji? 1837 01:49:34,480 --> 01:49:36,560 [TILLU]: Bachhu ji... - Nilikuambia! 1838 01:49:37,360 --> 01:49:39,600 [BACHHU MATEKE] - BACCHU BHIYA.... 1839 01:49:40,760 --> 01:49:43,120 Utusamehe. 1840 01:49:43,120 --> 01:49:47,520 Bauji alileta Bua Ji nyumbani Bhai Dooj kwa upendo kama huo. 1841 01:49:48,720 --> 01:49:50,240 Anampenda sana. 1842 01:49:51,200 --> 01:49:53,360 Hata mkwaruzo juu yake... 1843 01:49:54,000 --> 01:49:57,320 na ingemvunja. 1844 01:49:59,720 --> 01:50:04,440 [BACCHU]: Hawezi kumuona hivi. 1845 01:50:05,000 --> 01:50:06,600 Amemwona. 1846 01:50:06,600 --> 01:50:09,680 [BABA WA BACCHU AKILIA] - Je! 1847 01:50:10,520 --> 01:50:13,640 [BABA WA BACCHU AKILIA] 1848 01:50:16,040 --> 01:50:19,680 Bauji... - Nilikuonya! 1849 01:50:19,680 --> 01:50:23,360 Nilikuambia usitoe yangu dada kwa hawa majambazi. 1850 01:50:23,360 --> 01:50:26,960 Lakini bado ulifanya. - Bau ji... Bau ji... 1851 01:50:28,080 --> 01:50:32,360 Nilifanya makosa. Nisamehe, Bau ji. 1852 01:50:33,440 --> 01:50:36,800 Kuna msumari umekwama ndani yake. 1853 01:50:37,040 --> 01:50:40,400 Lazima atakuwa na maumivu makali sana. 1854 01:50:42,520 --> 01:50:44,960 Msumari kwenye sikio la Bua Ji. 1855 01:50:45,080 --> 01:50:46,800 Bhabhi ji, uliendesha gari kwa shida sana. 1856 01:50:46,920 --> 01:50:48,080 Ningefanya nini? 1857 01:50:48,080 --> 01:50:51,440 Iondoe... iondoe! -Ndio ndio Bauji... 1858 01:51:07,160 --> 01:51:10,480 Umemaliza, baba. Nimeiondoa. 1859 01:51:10,480 --> 01:51:13,800 Umemaliza, baba. 1860 01:51:13,800 --> 01:51:17,080 Msumari huu. - Sasa yeye ni nje ya maumivu. 1861 01:51:17,440 --> 01:51:19,520 [GARI LILIVUNJIKA] 1862 01:51:19,840 --> 01:51:21,880 [KUPIGA KELELE NA KUPIGA KELELE] 1863 01:51:28,520 --> 01:51:30,560 [ANALIA SANA] - Mungu amekwenda! 1864 01:51:31,080 --> 01:51:35,120 Ameenda. Bua yako imekwisha. 1865 01:51:36,680 --> 01:51:40,080 Na hii yote ilitokea kwa sababu yako ... 1866 01:51:40,680 --> 01:51:42,800 [BAU JI]: UNATAKA NIINUKA? 1867 01:51:46,000 --> 01:51:49,520 [BACCHU]: Hapana Bau ji... Huwezi kuamka. 1868 01:51:50,400 --> 01:51:51,560 [BACCHU]: Hapana Bau ji... 1869 01:51:52,040 --> 01:51:52,880 Hapana Bau ji... 1870 01:51:53,960 --> 01:51:54,520 Bau ji... 1871 01:51:55,160 --> 01:51:55,760 Hapana Bau ji... 1872 01:51:56,560 --> 01:51:58,280 Bau ji huwezi kuamka! 1873 01:51:58,760 --> 01:52:00,400 Huwezi kuamka Bau ji! 1874 01:52:02,880 --> 01:52:04,320 Kwa sababu yenu nyote... 1875 01:52:05,520 --> 01:52:08,480 Bau ji imepanda milele! 1876 01:52:09,680 --> 01:52:10,680 Sitamwacha mtu yeyote! 1877 01:52:12,080 --> 01:52:13,200 SITAMACHIA MTU MTU! 1878 01:52:14,400 --> 01:52:16,520 Bacchu Bhaiya, tuko kweli samahani... 1879 01:52:16,720 --> 01:52:19,080 kwa kilichotokea... 1880 01:52:19,080 --> 01:52:20,120 [VIBHUTI]: Haikuwa sawa. 1881 01:52:20,320 --> 01:52:22,280 Kweli, Bua Ji yako ... 1882 01:52:22,320 --> 01:52:24,280 - alikuwa kidogo ... F***... I mean, 'kutumika' ... 1883 01:52:24,560 --> 01:52:27,840 namaanisha mzee na amechoka... 1884 01:52:28,000 --> 01:52:31,280 Tunaomba tu kwenda, 1885 01:52:31,320 --> 01:52:32,880 nafsi yake ipumzike mahali pazuri zaidi. 1886 01:52:32,960 --> 01:52:35,800 Ndiyo, Bacchu Ji... Apumzike vipande viwili. 1887 01:52:36,520 --> 01:52:37,200 Eeee... 1888 01:52:37,240 --> 01:52:39,440 Ningependa kukuona katika vipande viwili. - Ulisema nini? 1889 01:52:39,560 --> 01:52:42,960 Bhabhi ji, vipande viwili inamaanisha bikini. Ulitaka kusema "pumzika kwa amani." 1890 01:52:43,240 --> 01:52:44,400 Umeelewa! 1891 01:52:44,720 --> 01:52:45,360 [BACCHU]: Hapana! 1892 01:52:45,360 --> 01:52:47,440 Nafsi yake itatangatanga! 1893 01:52:48,800 --> 01:52:50,880 NAFSI YAKE ITATEMBEA! 1894 01:52:57,960 --> 01:52:59,840 Ee mungu! Nini kinatokea? 1895 01:52:59,840 --> 01:53:02,080 Bhabhi ji, kuna kitu kinatokea. 1896 01:53:02,280 --> 01:53:05,000 Taa zinamulika. Kuna kitu kibaya... 1897 01:53:21,720 --> 01:53:24,160 [VIBHUTI]: Bhabhi ji, uko sawa? 1898 01:53:24,320 --> 01:53:25,240 Uko sawa Bhabi ji? 1899 01:53:44,520 --> 01:53:46,280 Bhabi ji hili linazidi kuwa dhahiri. 1900 01:53:46,400 --> 01:53:48,800 Hata Laddoo ke bhaiya na Annu wako hapa. 1901 01:53:48,800 --> 01:53:49,920 Wakati mwingine... 1902 01:53:50,200 --> 01:53:51,280 [SAUTI ZA KUBUSU] 1903 01:53:52,440 --> 01:53:54,280 Tafadhali Bhabhi ji. Usifanye. 1904 01:53:55,680 --> 01:53:58,000 Ni aibu sana kwangu. Lakini ninaipenda. 1905 01:53:58,600 --> 01:54:00,960 [SAUTI YA KUSHUKA]: JE, NIINUKA?! 1906 01:54:02,080 --> 01:54:02,800 Je! 1907 01:54:04,880 --> 01:54:06,000 Mzee yuko pale, 1908 01:54:06,360 --> 01:54:07,320 lakini sauti iko hapa! 1909 01:54:10,360 --> 01:54:12,240 Kuangalia midomo yake, inaonekana roho ya baba, 1910 01:54:12,240 --> 01:54:14,120 ameingia Angoori Bhabhi maa. 1911 01:54:14,120 --> 01:54:15,440 siipendi! 1912 01:54:23,560 --> 01:54:24,200 Bau ji... 1913 01:54:48,800 --> 01:54:50,200 PAGLI... 1914 01:54:55,840 --> 01:54:56,600 OWWW! 1915 01:54:58,440 --> 01:55:00,640 Ni mtu mwenye bahati gani, Vibhuti bhaiya! 1916 01:55:00,800 --> 01:55:01,480 Bhabhi ji... 1917 01:55:02,120 --> 01:55:05,760 umenipiga na friji! 1918 01:55:18,800 --> 01:55:19,520 [AMEFURAHIWA] MAMA! 1919 01:55:20,200 --> 01:55:22,800 [AMEFUNGWA] Jack na Jill walipanda kilima 1920 01:55:22,800 --> 01:55:25,600 [MUFFLED] ili kuleta ndoo ya... 1921 01:55:27,480 --> 01:55:29,560 Bau ji, unafanya nini? 1922 01:55:30,000 --> 01:55:33,240 Ameutikisa msingi wa ukoo wetu wote. 1923 01:55:33,400 --> 01:55:36,600 Vibhuti bhaiya, una bahati sana... kupata maumivu makali sana... 1924 01:55:36,680 --> 01:55:38,160 Natamani ningehisi pia. 1925 01:55:38,920 --> 01:55:40,120 Karibu waya wazi. 1926 01:55:40,400 --> 01:55:42,320 [KUZUNGUMZA KWA UMEME] 1927 01:55:42,480 --> 01:55:44,040 [KUTIkisa na KUUGUA] 1928 01:55:44,040 --> 01:55:45,520 Naipenda! 1929 01:55:45,720 --> 01:55:48,400 Unafanya nini, PAGLI?! 1930 01:55:48,560 --> 01:55:51,240 [TIWARI]: Dhibiti mikono yako! 1931 01:55:51,600 --> 01:55:54,000 Mjomba, unamfanya Bhabhi ji afanye nini? 1932 01:55:54,160 --> 01:55:57,360 Hajawahi kunishika mkono hapo awali. Na sasa anashikilia yangu ... 1933 01:56:02,640 --> 01:56:04,320 Unafanya nini mjomba? 1934 01:56:05,320 --> 01:56:08,160 Lakini ni sawa, mwili bado ni wa Bhabhi ji ... Hapa... Endelea... 1935 01:56:08,880 --> 01:56:10,160 [VIBHUTI PIGO] 1936 01:56:10,160 --> 01:56:10,720 [ANITA] 1937 01:56:10,720 --> 01:56:12,680 [ANITA]: Vibhu... Angoori ji mwache aende... 1938 01:56:13,760 --> 01:56:17,280 JE, UNATAKA NIINUKA! - Hapana, tafadhali kaa. Niko tayari! 1939 01:56:22,360 --> 01:56:24,800 [VIBHUI]: Mummy... [ANITA]: Vibhu... 1940 01:56:30,680 --> 01:56:31,480 Angoori ji... 1941 01:57:00,360 --> 01:57:01,600 Nini kinaendelea?! 1942 01:57:02,320 --> 01:57:03,720 Kitu cha ajabu kinatokea. 1943 01:57:13,200 --> 01:57:14,120 Mwaka... 1944 01:57:17,360 --> 01:57:19,000 Sasa mzee ana aliingia Annu pia. 1945 01:57:32,960 --> 01:57:35,120 UNATAKA NIINUKA! 1946 01:57:43,600 --> 01:57:44,680 OWWW - WHOA! 1947 01:57:45,640 --> 01:57:46,800 Kuruka kama nini! 1948 01:57:46,800 --> 01:57:48,240 Naipenda! 1949 01:57:58,000 --> 01:57:58,920 Mjomba... 1950 01:57:59,560 --> 01:58:00,480 Mjomba... 1951 01:58:00,560 --> 01:58:02,560 Usifanye Annu kuvuka mipaka yoyote. 1952 01:58:05,120 --> 01:58:07,120 Mrembo kama huyo, 1953 01:58:08,160 --> 01:58:10,160 hisia nyororo... 1954 01:58:10,640 --> 01:58:14,720 Sijawahi kupata uzoefu hapo awali ... [FARTS] 1955 01:58:18,480 --> 01:58:21,200 [HIDEOS BURPING] - Eeee... 1956 01:58:26,640 --> 01:58:27,640 Hataishi leo. 1957 01:58:35,880 --> 01:58:38,920 Natamani nipate ule mshindo wa mwili. 1958 01:58:41,440 --> 01:58:43,280 Atakufa bila sababu. 1959 01:58:59,480 --> 01:59:02,480 Kutoka kwa midomo yake, inaonekana kama ya baba roho sasa iko kwenye nyati. 1960 01:59:04,560 --> 01:59:05,520 Anaenda Tillu. 1961 01:59:07,600 --> 01:59:08,560 Anaenda Teeka. 1962 01:59:13,880 --> 01:59:18,160 [KUUGUA NA KUUMIZA ZOTE] 1963 01:59:19,960 --> 01:59:22,280 Bhaiya, nimekusikiliza maisha yangu yote. 1964 01:59:23,840 --> 01:59:27,040 Lakini ulichofanya leo... hakikuwa sahihi. 1965 01:59:28,280 --> 01:59:30,920 Umetumia vibaya nafasi yako kama mzee. 1966 01:59:31,280 --> 01:59:34,320 Kwa sababu yako, ndoa yangu pia ilivunjika! 1967 01:59:34,720 --> 01:59:35,720 Chhote... 1968 01:59:36,160 --> 01:59:37,760 Je, hukumpenda Angoori pia? 1969 01:59:37,960 --> 01:59:40,240 Zabibu hizo ziligeuka kuwa chungu, Chhote. 1970 01:59:40,240 --> 01:59:42,080 Lakini vipi kuhusu zabibu zangu? 1971 01:59:42,560 --> 01:59:43,840 Hawakuwa siki! 1972 01:59:44,680 --> 01:59:45,920 Hunijali hata kidogo! 1973 01:59:47,600 --> 01:59:48,240 Bhaiya... 1974 01:59:49,040 --> 01:59:50,160 - tafadhali, mara moja tu. 1975 01:59:51,560 --> 01:59:52,640 Mara moja tu! 1976 02:00:06,240 --> 02:00:07,080 Huyu jamaa tena... 1977 02:00:07,280 --> 02:00:09,640 Hata kama Bau ji amekusamehe, 1978 02:00:10,160 --> 02:00:13,840 - hata kama ana kisasi chake, 1979 02:00:14,760 --> 02:00:16,920 - Bado sijapata kisasi changu! 1980 02:00:17,680 --> 02:00:19,840 Nitapata kisasi changu! 1981 02:00:21,160 --> 02:00:22,360 Sikiliza Bacchu Ji, 1982 02:00:23,280 --> 02:00:26,160 Ukitaka kumpiga mtu risasi, nipige risasi. 1983 02:00:26,280 --> 02:00:29,160 Mimi ndiye nilikuwa nikiendesha gari. Hakuna mtu mwingine. 1984 02:00:29,760 --> 02:00:30,400 Sawa. 1985 02:00:30,960 --> 02:00:31,920 Hapana! 1986 02:00:32,880 --> 02:00:35,200 Unawezaje kupiga risasi mwanamke mzuri hivi? 1987 02:00:35,920 --> 02:00:37,520 Kabla ya kumuua Bhabhi Ji, 1988 02:00:37,800 --> 02:00:39,880 itabidi upite juu ya maiti yangu. 1989 02:00:40,200 --> 02:00:41,800 Ndio... Ndio... 1990 02:00:41,800 --> 02:00:44,080 [ANITA]: Hapana! Vibhu, una wazimu? 1991 02:00:44,840 --> 02:00:47,920 Muda nikiwa hai, huwezi kumgusa. 1992 02:00:48,080 --> 02:00:50,840 Ukitaka kuua, KUNIUA! 1993 02:00:50,880 --> 02:00:53,640 [TIWARI]: SIMAMA... SIMAMA... KAMWE! 1994 02:00:54,000 --> 02:00:55,560 Ukitaka... Niue... 1995 02:00:55,640 --> 02:00:56,560 [TIWARI FARTS] 1996 02:00:56,560 --> 02:00:57,440 [KUUGUA NA KUSHINDA ZOTE] 1997 02:00:57,440 --> 02:00:58,720 Ewe mungu, Tiwari ji! 1998 02:00:58,720 --> 02:01:01,080 Mbele yake, mtatuua! 1999 02:01:01,360 --> 02:01:02,200 Niue... 2000 02:01:03,120 --> 02:01:04,400 [ANGOORI]: Hapana Laddoo ke Bhaiya... 2001 02:01:05,520 --> 02:01:07,480 Niue Bacchu ji... 2002 02:01:07,680 --> 02:01:09,640 Yote yalitokea kwa sababu yangu. Nipige risasi...l 2003 02:01:09,760 --> 02:01:11,840 Waache wengine waende. Nipige risasi... 2004 02:01:15,640 --> 02:01:17,680 [MILIKI YA RISASI] - Bhabhi maa.... - ANGOORI... 2005 02:01:53,440 --> 02:01:55,440 Bhaiya... - Chote... 2006 02:01:56,360 --> 02:01:57,680 Shanti ji, hujui, 2007 02:01:57,920 --> 02:02:01,200 ni neema gani kubwa umefanya kwangu kwa kuokoa Bhabhi Ji. 2008 02:02:03,080 --> 02:02:05,360 Namaanisha neema kwetu sote. 2009 02:02:05,360 --> 02:02:08,800 Shanti Ji, kwa nini ulichukua cutlet kwa ajili yangu? 2010 02:02:09,640 --> 02:02:11,560 Bhabhi Ji, hakuchukua kata kwa ajili yako, 2011 02:02:11,560 --> 02:02:13,720 alichukua risasi kwa ajili yako. - Umeipata sawa! 2012 02:02:13,840 --> 02:02:15,720 Lakini kwa nini unipigie risasi? 2013 02:02:15,880 --> 02:02:17,800 Lazima iwe chungu sana. 2014 02:02:17,920 --> 02:02:18,800 Angoori Ji, 2015 02:02:21,160 --> 02:02:23,240 palipo na upendo, pana maumivu. 2016 02:02:24,640 --> 02:02:26,600 Bila maumivu, 2017 02:02:28,000 --> 02:02:30,280 mapenzi ni mie bila chow mein. 2018 02:02:30,520 --> 02:02:33,200 Wah Bhaiya, wah. - Haha! Ni mstari gani! 2019 02:02:34,240 --> 02:02:37,480 Mashairi yako yalizama hadi mwisho. 2020 02:02:37,520 --> 02:02:39,080 Unamaanisha nini "hadi mwisho," Tiwari Ji? 2021 02:02:39,280 --> 02:02:41,920 Amepigwa risasi, anaenda hospitali. Hakuna mahali pengine! 2022 02:02:43,120 --> 02:02:44,680 Hakuna anayeenda popote. 2023 02:02:46,120 --> 02:02:47,600 Ninyi nyote mtaenda kuzimu. 2024 02:02:49,640 --> 02:02:51,120 Pole. Ni tupu. 2025 02:02:51,440 --> 02:02:54,640 Risasi yako tayari iko ndani yangu. 2026 02:02:54,960 --> 02:02:57,000 Bhaiya... Vurugu nyingi sana duniani [SHANTI]: Mpumbavu wewe... 2027 02:02:57,000 --> 02:02:59,080 Sasa jiandae kufa! 2028 02:02:59,200 --> 02:03:02,080 Ewe ndugu, acha! Acha! Acha! 2029 02:03:02,200 --> 02:03:05,800 Hakuna haja ya vurugu. Sijawahi kupenda vurugu. 2030 02:03:07,400 --> 02:03:10,360 Usichukue sheria mikononi mwako. Mimi ni Inspekta Happu Singh. 2031 02:03:10,360 --> 02:03:13,240 Kuwa askari katika nyumba yako. 2032 02:03:14,080 --> 02:03:16,600 Kwa sababu ya watu hawa, baba yangu alikufa. 2033 02:03:16,720 --> 02:03:18,160 Lazima wote wafe! 2034 02:03:18,280 --> 02:03:20,840 Hapana, sikiliza! Tulia na unisikilize. 2035 02:03:21,160 --> 02:03:24,040 Hebu tuketi na tufanye majadiliano yenye afya. 2036 02:03:24,400 --> 02:03:26,600 Hebu angalau niseme hello kwa mzee, kaka. 2037 02:03:26,920 --> 02:03:29,960 Habari mzee! Ee kaka...... 2038 02:03:29,960 --> 02:03:33,480 [BAU JI GASPS] 2039 02:03:44,040 --> 02:03:47,080 Ah yote yamevunjika! 2040 02:03:47,600 --> 02:03:49,680 Oh Bau ji ameamka! 2041 02:03:49,680 --> 02:03:53,000 [SHANGENI ZOTE KWA UMOJA] - TUKO HURU! 2042 02:04:10,400 --> 02:04:11,320 [BACCHU]: Ndugu... 2043 02:04:13,680 --> 02:04:15,040 Nilitaka kuuliza kitu. 2044 02:04:16,720 --> 02:04:20,320 Mwanamke uliyenipiga risasi... 2045 02:04:21,080 --> 02:04:23,560 nawe ukachukua risasi kwa ajili yake 2046 02:04:24,040 --> 02:04:26,000 alikuwa dada yako? 2047 02:04:28,000 --> 02:04:29,960 Wote wawili ni upendo wa maisha yetu. 2048 02:04:31,080 --> 02:04:33,960 Kisha kwa nini ilijisikia ajabu? 2049 02:04:35,200 --> 02:04:37,680 Waume wote wawili waliwapuuza wake zao, 2050 02:04:38,200 --> 02:04:40,680 na walikuwa zaidi katika Bhabhis zao. 2051 02:04:44,000 --> 02:04:46,240 Ndivyo ulimwengu unavyofanya kazi. 2052 02:04:47,600 --> 02:04:49,320 Kila mwanaume... 2053 02:04:50,080 --> 02:04:53,680 ni mbwa wazimu nyuma ya Bhabhi. 2054 02:04:55,480 --> 02:04:57,000 Bhabi ji... - Ndio? 2055 02:04:57,000 --> 02:04:58,480 Uko sawa? 2056 02:04:58,600 --> 02:05:00,880 Niko sawa Bharbhuti ji. Habari yako? 2057 02:05:01,200 --> 02:05:03,520 Bhabi ji, sote tumepata kuokolewa kwa sababu yako. 2058 02:05:04,520 --> 02:05:05,400 Ulisema nini? 2059 02:05:05,400 --> 02:05:07,920 Hebu iwe Bhabi ji. Nakutakia kila la kheri. 2060 02:05:07,920 --> 02:05:09,760 Wewe pia Bharbhuti ji... 2061 02:05:11,520 --> 02:05:13,480 Bhabi ji hujaumia sawa? 2062 02:05:13,600 --> 02:05:16,240 Hapana Tiwari ji. niko sawa kabisa. 2063 02:05:16,240 --> 02:05:18,160 Hukupigwa sana, sivyo? 2064 02:05:18,320 --> 02:05:19,080 Sivyo kabisa. 2065 02:05:19,800 --> 02:05:21,040 Nitavumilia kila kitu. 2066 02:05:21,320 --> 02:05:23,160 Kwa ajili yako. - Shujaa wangu! 2067 02:05:44,920 --> 02:05:48,840 Mawakala wetu maalum, Salim na Kalim, wamekamilisha upasuaji wao wa plastiki. 2068 02:05:49,680 --> 02:05:52,400 Sasa hakuna anayeweza kutuzuia kuharibu India. 2069 02:05:53,320 --> 02:05:54,040 Ndiyo bwana. 2070 02:05:56,400 --> 02:05:57,720 Wapeleke Salim na Kalim ndani.